MrBass

Gordon should have buried it himself.

Sausaged'YP

Shame really as the talent is there. If he were to lower his wage demands and we picked him up in Jan, I reckon Eddie could have playing to the level that would get him picked for the Euros by the time they roll around. Oh and, I assume that's Mrs Wykiki's pet name for him.

When we win this one, I want one of those 'Legend' badges under my name.

Undefeated* *never done a match thread before, so technically I'm 0 for 0

As it's likely a one and done deal, I've decided to hoy my hat in the ring.

"Because of my small dick, and Excel skills, I can do the splits noooo problem"

Spurs are currently 2-1 down at least. Although that’ll probably bite us in the arse on Sunday.

Let's hope they don't ruin it with ridiculous micro-transactions around every turn.

Captain prediction strikes again!

Hey!

What a sweet sweet victory. Half cut, DJing at a gig with a few Man Utd fans made it all the more sweeter

I would if I could but this airport is mega turd before you check-in.

Sitting on a cold floor in JFK airport, so I'm just after an entertaining match... and a flawless stream for the full 90 minutes.

When asked, Jurgen Klopp had this to say,

This about right?

Given the nature of this board is to generally take the piss, my behaviour was totally on point, ergo no apology necessary. I'd even go so far as to say that it escalated this thread up to GOLD status and, for that, I'll say YOU'RE WELCOME. At the very least it's got you typing my name out correctly.

Err... no he didn't, he actually said, No mentioned of getting them added TO THE DEDUCTION. So, even though I knew full well what he meant, I went all pedantic and followed up with a customary 'FYP', which then escalated and was a fun ride while it lasted. Then Mr Fun Sponge (aka Fish) comes along and takes it all serious. Oh and it's stylised as MrBass, no spaces, fuck face. Shouldn't be needed but just to be on the safe side, as I know how you math nerds get your tighty-whities in a bunch over the littlest of things, safety wink