MrBass

Bet he was dying to include a 'you cunt' on the end there, but opted for a thumbs up emoji instead.

FYP

I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't share the same love for Isak as most of you. On his day, he's fantastic but how often does that happen? To me, our most important player is Tonali and I'd be more upset if/when we lose him. That said, I'd obviously like us to keep Isak but, if we were to sell him, I'd only be bothered if it was to those red bin dipping cunts. I hated them before this saga but having their absolute toss pot of a fan base show up on every fucking Newcastle social media post giving it the biggun' has increased my hatred even more than I thought possible. If he stays and performs, then great. If he goes abroad and we can a huge chunk of change for him then I wish him the best. If he goes to those cunts in red then I hope he does his achilles on his debut for them.

The cunt can make it up to all of us by banging in a hat-trick against the dippers.

Haven't you got any tissues at your place then @Monkeys Fist?

Ah fuck it, you missed one so I'm going in anyway!

Damn, 50 minutes late to the party* *the deliberate misconstruing party, not the cock up in you party.

FYP (again)

FYP

Wasn't he quoted as saying he "found one hell of a sucker, and I don't mean she's easily fooled"

Likewise

...and we'll recommend some horny wives in the area to make you feel good when you're injured. Wait, what?

I don't get all the hate around Ramsdale. If you ask me, he's a keeper.

If Chelsea value Jackson at £100m then Isak is £150m minimum

You seriously value Nunez at £70m?

Least he made the keeper make a save.

Just another £85m for them to find then.

Big Joe