MrBass

So NOW the better half of the Excel twins swoops in WHEN we've players coming back from injury AND we're at home against lesser opposition. HOW VALIANT!

Updated the master list

I think we need to start keeping a proper log of what works and what doesn't. What we've learned from tonights painful lesson is, 1. Two match threads doesn't cut it, at least not with the personnel chosen to create them for tonights game 2. Splitting a delicious white chocolate KitKat over two halves doesn't work - sorry, my fault! 3. Wolfing down two M&S éclair's pre-match like a cock starved whore also doesn't work - nice one G-Dawg! 4. Taking a giant rancid dump in the middle of the game is a big no no - that's on you Wykiki! 5. The stuff @Isegrim said in the other thread 6. @Holden McGroin shouldn't be celebrating Christmas - for shame! Anything I missed?

Half a job tbh, should have stuck with the winning pizza and éclair combo. That said, bet he didn't even eat the fuckers, probably just smooshed them up and hoyed them in the bin to save his "precious waistline"

BIG JOE!!!!!

Impressive but that explains the bitterness, what with your micro penis and all. Fuck, MF beat me to it!

Two threads is confusing enough, why would we want a third?!

I suspect it's a hidden column in his excel sheet.

Which is which though?

The first one to delete their own thread is the loser. On your marks…

If that’s the situation why the fuck aren’t you eating pizza and éclairs every fucking game?!

At least wait until the post match analysis has concluded before tossing me to the curb

Well that’s a hard earned rest for Trippier next game.

Howe must want Trippier out there for his leadership skills. Edit: And deadball

Why do we have this incredible ability to make pony players appear world beaters? Richarlison ffs!

Bring Hall on and move Livramento to the right.

What ever happened to Sky’s alternative commentary cos I’ve had enough of Neville’s whiny manc voice.

Tripps done again by Son

FFS!