MrBass

Or a pen

Decent half that. More of the same second half please... minus the Man City goal of course.

It's like we don't have an actual striker out there.

FFS!

Impeccable timing too seeing lots of articles are saying that Howe's had "clear the air talks" with Mitchell this week.

If ever a gif was perfectly apt for a fixture, this one nails it.

Can't imagine it would have been delayed by much. "We're signing nee fucker, meeting adjourned".

Hopefully this means we’ll supersize our order in January. The worry for me is what message it sends to the likes of Isak, Tonali, Bruno etc… who were sold on a “project”. Moot point if we finish top 4 of course but on recent displays that seems highly unlikely.

I'd be surprised if we do any more business in this window. If anything we're more likely to sell someone than get someone in. However, if I'm correct I think we'll be more active in the January window.

He played well last night tbf. Looked much sharper than a lot of our players.

So he’s actually “running his blue balls off”

These pronouns make everything so confusing these days.

Did @Craig give you permission to use his gif?

+1

Quite the opposite. He’s ignoring the speculation and focusing on the opening game for Palace.

To clarify, I'm not suggesting the club give him to us at the price we want. I meant that it's not his fault that the club have a high valuation of him and are sticking to their guns. ...or in Wykiki or TBD speak, Cunts being cuntish and not letting us have the cunt for a reasonable cunting price the fucking cunts.

To be fair to the cunt, it's not his fault, it's his club.

I think all transfer business is still handled via carrier pigeon.

Wykiki's Mrs has a lot to answer for... https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/shattering-striker-blow-forces-newcastle-29626290

Wiki'd/YP