MrBass

This bit's confusing me. Are you actually after a monitor that you can connect your laptop to do this charting work, or are you after something independent of your laptop that you can do the charting stuff, like a Surface Studio? Which is basically an all-in-one computer.

Maybe that's the reason Brunos forearm smash went unpunished in the Arsenal game

Surprisingly they did mention it in the post match analcyst and Carragher spewed some bollocks about Longstaff not fully having control of the ball so that's probably why they let it go. Ignores the fact that if he wasn't taken out he may have been able to get foot to it for a pop at goal.

MF'YP

How the fuck is that a pen?! That’s a blatant dive and should be a yellow for Jotta!

Did Neville just groan when we scored?!

Ooh sweet pass, smooth finish. Go suck off Klopp you biased cunt.

And there’s Miggy with his trademark finish.

Whoomp there it is much to the joy of this sad cunt commentating.

What’s this bollocks about if Joelinton got the yellow he deserved in the first half then he’d be off there?! If he was on a yellow he wouldn’t have lunged in like that you fucking bellends!

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!

Commentator making so much of Krusty going off for the AFCON that the cunt is bound to score. …and he just fucking has FFS!

What are these fucking inbred cunts booing for? Their players going down under the slightest touch like they’ve been sniped and getting free kicks for it. Ours get scythed down and the refs a cunt for giving us a free kick? Fucking despise these entitled cunts.

Well that was a wasted yell to scare the crap out my dog!

Well that showed a smidge of promise at least.

HAHAHA!!!!

Spoon it please Coco!

We signed anyone yet?

For added spice I’m going to hook electrodes up to my nipples and shock myself every time they score.

FYP

Merry Christmas you filthy perverts!

Any naked arses in Fenwicks window?