MrBass

This isn't based on nothing though is it. He's not saying it's likely but it is a possibility given Liverpool's mini revival and their easy run in. Plus it would be just like these cunts to go on a run and pip us to 4th. Also, our GD doesn't really come into it with them as theirs is pretty decent too and they're more than capable of spanking someone 5/6-0. I'm fairly confident that we'll finish in the top 4 but I'm not overly confident about it at the moment.

Yeah unfortunately I agree. Had them down as a draw tonight so they’re currently 2 points ahead of what I was expecting.

Come on you Hammers Pants!

Liverpool will finish 5th with 65 points.

MF'YP

Not forgetting he’s playing in a team that “parks the bus” and “time wastes”

Does the Janet Jackson tribute start after this analysis?

Aye, I got back 10 minutes late and we were 3-0 up.

Fucked their Champions League last season, fuck their title this season.

Because it’s at the Emirates

Close

From here on they shall be referred to as just ‘Nal’ since their Arse has fallen out.

Despite it being mathematically impossible.

Kelly: So Gary, a win today and surely Newcastle are finishing in the top four? Gary: Well, I've said all season, I don't think Newcastle can sustain their current position. If we take a look at "United's" form coupled with the shine on Ten Hag's bonce it shows that they've got 3rd place all sown up. Don't rule out Liverpool either, they won their last game and won it convincingly so they're now clearly back to their best, wouldn't you agree Jamie? Jamie: Oh absholutely! Letsh look at this 30 minute VT of how great Liverpool are and don't forget Kelly, if either Liverpool or Man United are struggling in a game, they've always got VAR to help them out. Newcashtle just simply don't have that luxury.

Careful, or you'll feel the full wrath of @LongTimeAdmirer

I run a fitness company on the island of Hispaniola where we monitor the speed our members can climb Pico Duarte. Each month we celebrate the winner based on the best climb rate in the Caribbean.

Need to do it quick before I start waxing lyrical about all my "fine lays" in the Caribbean

Plagiarist of the Caribbean?