MrBass

Boot them in the shins and if they dare yell out in pain, tell them to man up.

So, planning ahead, in the unlikely event G-Dawg loses a game, who in Toontastic has the next smallest penis to take over the reigns? All I know is that I'm way way waaaay down the pecking order.

Plus it's Mother's Day tomorrow so you've got to do it all again!

Not to mention his shorts are on inside out (or backwards given the image has been flipped)

GET IN!!!

Oh it’s Tripps!

Ice man Isak for the win?

No more Friday night games please if this is the quality of officiating we should expect.

Yet another fucking shocking decision against us.

This incompetent cunt doesn’t need any excuses.

VAR are gonna chalk it off aren’t they?

GET IN!!!

Glad our lot returned the shite “who are ya?” chant. Should follow up with “Premier League? You’re havin’ a laugh”

ISAK!!

Fucking fuck fuckity fucksticks. They do cock all and get a lucky break.

So that Yates is a total cunt then.

RIP Lance Reddick

Well, according to https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/premier-league/league-table/predicted, we're going to draw tonight and finish the league in 3rd place. Not sure what they're basing their predictions on mind but looking through them, I'd happily let the season play out as they've predicted. Us beating the Manc twats and Spurs 2-0, Liverpool getting stuffed by Man City 4-0 and losing 1-0 to Chelsea. Everton relegated, Liverpool out of Europe... yes please.

Funny how they failed to mention it when Wolves were doing it at 1-1

Get the fuck in!!!!

Next three games for me. We should be beating Man Utd at home if we've got desires on a top 4 spot.

Used to hate Redknapp back in his playing days but don't mind him so much now. I don't get the impression he hates Newcastle either, he always seems to big us up. Anyway, hopefully in the next few seasons we'll be enjoying the Neville / Carragher(spit) commentary as we batter their respective clubs.

My only frustration is that in the last few games Isak has shown more in his first 5-10 minutes as sub than Wilson has in his entire time on the pitch yet Howe still refuses to start Wilson on the bench and give Isak a crack. He scored two goals at Anfield on his debut, cost £63mil and yet is being kept out by a guy whose form is clearly off. Perhaps Joelintons suspension this week will see a Wilson / Isak pairing but 3 league goals this year simply isn't good enough and something needs to change. Can't keep crossing your fingers hoping Wilson suddenly clicks into gear.