MrBass

Not the first time he’s been beat at the back stick and we’ve conceded, although it is the first time this season.

I highly doubt he’s on any special sauce based on that pic. He’s just got very a low BF percentage which comes from being disciplined. Now if he were to sprout some big ole traps and massive vascular biceps then I’d question it.

He didn't get Wilsons shorts that far down

PP’YP

As could my comfortable 3-1

A very comfortable 3-1* *we gift them a late goal as Wor Tonali has a bet on and needs to pay the bills.

I'd have thought the official club account could spell 'Newcastle' correctly.

You might say that's he's as quiet as a (Chinese) mouse.

These cunts have only managed 4 shots, with the 2 they've scored being the only 2 on target.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK!!!

Wilson just needs to get his customary goal against the bubble fuckers and we home and hosed.

Let the shithousery commence...

Swing and a miss

Now come at us cunts so we can pick you off.

ISAAAAAAAK!

Dippers are up 2-1 to compound our misery.

Tonali also needs to stay on. We're only going to get back into this with a set piece or fast one touch football, and we only have a handful of players capable of the latter.