MrBass

I’m kinda wishing Liverpool got him

I think the worst thing from yesterdays result were the bookings. 2 games in and Gordon, Tonali and Guimarães are already on 2 yellows.

Oooh saved! Game on!

I like this announcing stuff. Wonder if that’ll catch on.

I’YP

Hope Tino got the memo that you score on your debut this season.

How many times have our players got in each other’s way tonight? The usual slick flowing cohesiveness just isn’t there today.

Grealish is still a class A cunt I see.

Almiron giving Grealish more pissed up ammunition. Joe Linton and a few others have let the opposition’s reputation get to them. Still, win the second half and that’s a decent result.

Rashford angry at being subbed. Dressing room disharmony?

The ceiling at Anfield is too low for the big man.

I’m sure we’ll get that in episode 3 when they show the highlights against Tottenham.

Nah, he's probably got a bunch of "arrays" and then just uses a formula like this to put them together, =XLOOKUP(F1,A1:A19,B1:B19,"?",0,1) & " " & INDEX(C1:C19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(C1:C19)),1) & " vs Eddie '" & INDEX(E1:E38,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(E1:E38)),1) & "' Howe's " & INDEX(D1:D19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(D1:D19)),1) Piece of piss!

Aren’t they paying £110mil for that lad who’d rather be at Chelsea?

Baaarnes

One more and we’re top of the league.

This. Can guarantee none of the “big six” pick up that kind of booking this season.

Ice Ice Baby

ISAAAAK!

Pearson's a bit of a twat too.

I'd sooner them be referred to as Man Ure over United.