MrBass

For you lazy fucks…

So we don't expect to hear a "I told you so" from you in the unlikely event of it happening.

So he can read all the Twitter posts?

Not sure if Chelsea would loan a player to one of their top 6 rivals. I know Man Utd are in the shite right now but if they can get the right players in before the end of this window they'll be in amongst it come the end of the season.

Given we're putting in a couple of bids for some of our targets (allegedly), you'd have thought we must be getting signs that said player can be bought. If not then, unless we go for players that are surplus to requirements, or are willing to rock the boat in their current club to get a move, we're just waisting our time. I very much doubt a club that doesn't want to lose a player is going to agree with our evaluation, ever. I know it's a start low and negotiate tactic but if you don't need to sell and don't want to sell that you're always going to overvalue your own player.

I thought Conor Gallagher looked quite decent when he came on at the weekend.

Still plenty of time… for Brentford to get a few more.

Aye, same for me. All links lead to Man City.

CT: WE'RE GONNA WIN 4-1 EASY PEASY!!! Also CT:

PM'd you.

No Targett on the bench so he must be injured.

That'll probably depend on how well we're doing. 2 nil up on the hour mark I can see him getting a longer run out.

When Ronaldo fucks off Man Utd are screwed

Well at least someone from my fantasy team is delivering the goods. Miggy better get his friendly boots back on and start delivering or he's oot!

Miggy brace with Wilson and Bruno providing the assists. Coincidentally this will massively help out my fantasy team.

So how did these negotiations go... NEW: We're interesting in taking Maddison off your hands... LEI: He's not for sale NEW: So, £40mil then? LEI: He's not for sale NEW: Oh, a counter offer. Okay, £50mil, final offer LEI: He's not for sale Makes absolutely zero sense. We wouldn't have wasted our time with two bids and a rumoured third and final bid today if we didn't think we had a chance of getting him.