MrBass

I've had one break and land on my foot, wouldn't recommend that either.

Or don't lift weights that are too heavy for you

CONDITIONAL FORMATTING!!

Howay @Gemmill, where’s the updated spreadsheet? Everyone’s on tenterhooks…

Highlight of my week.

My first time at St. James Park. Nearly lost my watch when Robert scored, leapt out my seat and the thing nearly flew off my wrist! (no time flies jokes please)

The Brentford game on Feb 26th is quite key. They're only 3 points ahead of us and have played two more games. We win that and it sucks them right into it and pretty much secures our survival.

Get the fuck in!!!!!

Trippier!!!!!

I have a very well organised archive folder.

That reminds me...

Aye, pretty much exactly the same as reported on NUFC blog, Kieran Trippier – £12m Chris Wood – £25m Bruno Guimaraes – £40m Dan Burn – £13m Matt Target – Loan with option to buy? Hugo Ekitike – £25m

So who's left? Lingard and Zapata? May has well hoy Spurs a couple of riyals to put Dele Alli out of his misery as a last minute pity signing.

Manchester United star Jesse Lingard has reportedly agreed personal terms with Newcastle ahead of a move to St James' Park. The England international has barely played under both Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ralf Rangnick this term. Now, a move away from Old Trafford is being worked on. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1558160/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Jesse-Lingard

In the absence of #JimbosTelly...

Well that'll scupper any loan move for Lingard.

Make a good point on that Twitter thread mind. If he really wanted to play football then he'd allow a perm deal instead of a loan. Can't see us folding on this one as nobody in their right mind would pay £15m for a player for 3.5 months and then have him fuck off to West Ham in the summer.

How many more times!!