Mad-on-the-cocks

Closer to home, why have Mancs playing a part in Bread as a Boswell, I mean, its a scouse family. Also Brookside, but what about that film with Mel Gibson,

Heathrow customer and services desk http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/s_heathrow-p1.php

sound lads

Never take an unnecessary sickie, I think that I will need them in later European rounds.

It can't be real can it!!!!!!!!!

Diouf is a cunt FACT

Not a caption, well sort of, anyway not starting a new thread. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1702775

Mum and two kids in a car when a girl in the car in front throws her vibrator out the window, it twats the windscreen of the kids car and the little girl asks, What was that mummy, trying not to feel embarresed she says, it was a flying insect, anyway the little girl says no wonder it can't fly properly did you see the size of its cock.

Albums

Our NYs day has been changed to yet another 12:45 K.O, that will be number fuckin 9 this season for 12:45s, twats.

Its a pity she wasn't hit.

Jewish Official: All right, no one is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Even... and let me make this absolutely clear... even if they do say "Jehovah"!

I have not got a clue.

Her today Doll tomorrow.

Can you get male ones for the ladies or just turn them inside out.

Guys N Dolls, this fellah paid 10k each for two, well wait and see.

Well for those who missed it, its repeated again tonight at 11pm Some fuckin right weirdo's in it, also quite funny.

Paul Hunter has died at the age of 27 after a battle with cancer. The Leeds player was taken into the Kirkwood Hospice in Huddersfield last Friday and died on Monday evening. The three-time Wembley Masters champion was diagnosed with dozens of neuro endocrine tumours on the lining of his stomach in March 2005. Despite chemotherapy treatment, Hunter continued to compete professionally but won only one match last season and fell from fifth to 34th in the rankings. Hunter turned professional at the age of 16 in 1995 and won his first major title, the 1998 Welsh Open, at the age of 19. He also won the Welsh title in 2002 and picked up the British Open trophy the same year but he will be best remembered for his exploits at Wembley. Hunter recovered from 7-3 down to beat Fergal O'Brien 10-9 in the 2001 final and fought back from 5-0 to beat Mark Williams 10-9 in the final a year later. He completed a hat-trick of Masters victories in 2004 when he came from 7-2 down to beat Ronnie O'Sullivan 10-9. Hunter's best World Championship performance was reaching the semi-finals in 2003, where he led Ken Doherty 15-9 before the Irishman stormed back to win 17-16. Hunter would have been 28 on Saturday. He leaves a wife, Lindsey, and a daughter, Evie Rose, who was born on Boxing Day of last year. Very sad RIP

Snooker player dies at age just 27 of cancer. Fucking sad.

Well doing my fuckin head in, Ugly Mackem haha Am I that bad to warrent that abuse lads/lasses, got some great mates from here, never give you shit.

Scratching like it's somehow going to stop the itch. Floating, confused but content over foreign soils. Addressing the envelopes ever so very carefully. Following thoughts as they change shape. Turning on all the lights. Writing poems for strangers. The removal of one's own fingernails. Telly on mute. Moon on a stick, then backwards through goo

I can use cardboard and scissors to create cityscapes I can use cardboard and scissors to create whole civilisations It's amazing what can be achieved With just cardboard and scissors 05/10/2006

It's Rogers and Hammerstiens song you uneducated scouse bindipping scruffy shell suit wearing tramp. Carousel yes you brain of Britain, round of applause, if I got on my fuckin high horse and called you a fuckin tramp besides other things you boring cunt, sign on your fuckin self, yawn fuckin yawn. My sides are fuckin splitting here, ever thought of going on stage, even your usrname is so oooooo original for a Toon fan who hate Mackems, I bet you your birds had a fuck off one.

All for a good cause, its starting now on C5, loads of beer bellys on show. BTW its our song YNWA not Celtics ffs. Nothing else on so thought it would interest someone.