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Hahahaha have that martial

Good job Dubravka is awake!

Needless yellow there by Lascelles

Alright alright maybe he's been OK

Perez has given the ball.away every fucking time. When he's good he's alright. When he's shite fuck me. He's beyond shite.

Jones and Shaw both look about 2 stone overweight each.

Jones is wank. Utter utter wank.

What Alex said.

He got his desire. The anti Ashley mob fell for it hook line and sinker. Now no monies for any transfers either.

Surprised? Slow news day just rehashing shite

Cardiff getting bummed, brace yourselves for ours too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46526716 £700!!! I hope you get to blow bubbles for that!

Colback just scored for Forest. Rounded the keeper too Didnt have a clue how to celebrate

Aye Happy New Year all.

Man Ure bumming Bournemouth. How many of the 'experts' will be wanking over what an amazing job Solskjaer has done beating 3 of the shittest teams they could face.

Anyone seen the pens for Liverpool yesterday? Listening to 5Live earlier, apparently Salah went down easy again.

Watched the Michael Palin docu on North Korea last night, very good. He gets a train from Bejing into NK. When he crosses the river from China to NK the contrast is startling. On the Chinese side of the river you see high rise buildings and money. The NK side. No high rises, not total poverty but a lot more open and low rise. It's like stepping back in time.

Huddersfield won't buy a striker

They'll be unbearable if they fucking win it.

2 pages on a match thread. Says a lot.

Bin Dippers with 2 pens. 3 pens in 2 games. How fucking desperate are the FA for them to win the league.

When do we mak predictions on who's going in 2019? Prince Philip has to be nailed on?