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Happy Birthday lad, balls finally dropped! 18 Today!

Imagine that?

'Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now' 'Is this her first child?' 'No, this is her husband'

Rain Drenched Cunts Superb

They were one of the most dominating teams during the Premier League era. They have just got rid of one of the most successful managers in the last decade or so. I think it warrants some news. Chill man, or you'll end up a miserable mad fucker like me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46616768

Ah man, I loved that game!

What's Yoda's surname? Layeehoooo

Superb

3 More work days left in this hole and 3 more work days left of 2018. Cannie Fucking Wait

Aye good point. He does have some morals unlike some in the game.

Should we fear an approach for him from Man U? Or would the compo be too much? If they put Carrick in as interim he could still go at the end of the Season.

I think 99.98% of us on here dont beleive a deal is going through, so dont worry. No hopes raised

Cartaker Manager until end of season.

Carrick to take over from Jose?

I am trying to be more positive and upbeat

i fell asleep at the works Christmas party last night. Snoring away some fucker put a tea bag in my mouth. I didnt half kick off. Nobody treats me like a mug!

As my Ski mates called us 'boarders, we are gays on trays

Treated myself to a 12 year old bottle of Lochnager for Crimbo. When I used to go snowboarding we would always have a bottle of Port on the go and have Port O'Clock most evenings. Been years since I had Port. Anyone sup any recommend some?