Kevin Carr's Gloves

Arena shows are the worst way to see comedy. However don't go to the hyena cafe as it is just full of hen and stag nights.

The poppy was to remember the first world war which was supposed to be the war to end all wars. The poppies signified the millions who died and the idea of remembrance was hey let's remember all those who died next time we think of having a war and not do it? The sad thing about chip on the shoulder republican cunts is that they are refusing to remember the many Irish dead who also lie in Flanders fields row on row. Poppies are not about glorifying war or glorifying the actions of soldiers. They are about there being enough dead sons, daughters, wives, husband, fathers and mothers lets not have anymore.

If it was a centurion tank they knicked it from a museum.

Aye fair enough.

That was shit sub choices by pardew mind.

Wife went today and Comet sale price seems to be the same as 20% more than amazon.

Erm actually!! http://m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/01/solar-panel-feed-in-tariff?cat=commentisfree&type=article

1: Are you a nutter? 2: Do you think everything is a conspiracy? 3: Is the entire world apart from you and about 200 others in on all of the aforementioned conspiracies? 4: Do you believe all science is a myth and part of the great conspiracy? 5: Do you refuse to accept the arguments and supposed "evidence" of "educated experts". If all or any of these apply to you, you can consider yourself a free thinker and one of the true intellects of the age. But also get help.

Living in the Glasgow area I cant stand the bigotry of the old firm and their fans. So I won't be congratulating Celtic.

Any comedian who signposts new material or delivers it half arsed is an idiot it gives an audience a get out. The possible exception on the signpost are the telly stars with writing teams like Jimmy Carr. Warm up gigs will happen before a tour or before Edinburgh.

Badgers are a myth. You haven't seen a real one. TV doesn't count look at Walking With Dinosaurs. Anyone can fake a dead badger.

Not been impressed with Barcelona against Celtic.

I had a Steelers top when I was in 3rd year juniors. That would have been in 1977/78

Glad the nutter didn't get in like.

Yeah I don't like Labour either.

Or same old Tories always kiddy fiddling.

Must be a wooly back in disguise :-)

I like Bigi

Cool understood

So does Peter Tobin

Would you take Enrique back?

Leopold and Loeb

Two Harvard graduates kidnapped and killed a young boy

Sounds like a paedo ring at Westminster to me.