Kevin Carr's Gloves

I have never met her in the flesh but she is a complete darling on here though. God she is going to kill me. Man the joke has completely flipped onto me now.

I like em like that

Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa! You could always get one of the mods to move it to a forum she doesn't have access to and leave a shadow topic in it's place, think that would work. Thats too much hassle for a simple joke. means she is going to totally kill me now though.

Bum I was totally chuckling at my evil plan there.

Is moving house and is offline for a few days. So can we get as many replies on this as possible and then lock it in like 2 days so she can't read it when she comes back and send her completely Para?

I wouldn't put money on that. I doubt if you'd get odds on my hoping it goes well like Some dude on bet 365 is offering burlington Bertie

Standard procedure, pilot takes off, co-pilot lands. There isn't any skill difference between the two positions, and in this case when they only had 40 seconds, the man in current control takes the lead in a crisis I would have thought. not so - taking off is MUCH easier than landing it's the difference between starting from a traffic light (rev up and Warp Factor 9) - and stopping at a precise line at a red light they swop so that the #2 pilot gets experience - and they have to do so many takoffs and landings in a month to keep their licence current Looking at the published details it looks as if they decided to accept they were going to land short - which was a lot better than trying to stretch the glide and stalling in Did you have a co pilot in your sopwith camel Rob?

I wouldn't put money on that.

They need to keep going on about it in case they start losing sympathy. I may be a cynic but I think it is all just a big PR stunt.

The Indian government spends more of it's GDP on defence than we do.They can fuck off we should give them nothing. How much have we lost in tax since all of the call centres went to India?

Could be an accidental overdose. RIP I loved his work.

There is no top 4 at the moment it is a top 3. But I just want to see us play better than since SBR's last season. Also want to see our players learn how to pass.

Anymore decent songs to unlock on it I have Ruby and She bangs the drum.

Bramble's body with Woodgate's brain, I had such high hopes for Sam's Secret Laboratory. I had such high hopes for Sam. I had quite low ones and he didn't even meet those.

I prefer comedy

I love the Eagle books very good historically.

His new shirt has: KING KEV 1 on the back Does that mean we can drop Smith now?

Sounds like media bollocks to me.

So shit overall

I have just been on NO and can't believe how many of them rate Smith. He is shite isn't he I can't be that wrong.

USC We now know how trendy you aren't

I thought Ameobi and to a lesser extent Owen were both poor tonight. Balls were played to them but the movement was poor from Owen and non existant from Ameobi. I agree he needs to be punted it's like playing with 10 men.

We need better strikers and someone in the centre of midfield.

Wife bought me the his dark materials trilogy by Philip Pullman. His attempt to write in somekind of street vernacular is very tiresome and is putting me off the books.

Team Given Carr Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Nzogbia LuaLua Duff Viduka Owen