Kevin Carr's Gloves

Am I missing something since when has Harper been a scouse fan?

Yes we did. But "the main thing" is being there....................not that I expect you to know or understand that. I do understand it though. I'd much rather be where Liverpool are as a club. I'm just amused you lost because you're an arrogant wanker (not atypical of your support in general). I hope that clears it up. Still going to Moscow btw? Enjoy it Personal abuse.....................is that the last line of defense? You`re a submissive underachieving wanker.....................because you have every reason to be. coming onto another teams football message board to tell them how great you are ? How fuckin sad is that. It feels great actually!................you should try it?! I mean you have won more than stoke haven`t you? The thing is though we dont all have your constant need for attention. I think I speak for all of us when I say we dont have your sense of abandonement. is this because of a parental divorce or because you were never able to make friends at school?

I always expect the unexpected.

Harsh but fair, Smart was no Rolf's Cartoon Club. Always preferred Art Attack myself. That's because you're a mere pup. Neil Buchanan was shit. Rolf harris could speak to children via the medium of desk and face flicking. RIP Rolf. Pretty sure he is still alive like.

I wouldnt touch them. If they know so much why are they working at a website?

I get annoyed to quickly the wife has to take the phone off me before I just start telling them to fuck off.

At a 120 years of age I would imagine the nursing staff will be having both anal and oral sex with you at will and there'll be fuck all you can do about it, old man. You can let us know if that happens next year then. I'm not a care assistant. Did you not qualify for the job then?

Apparently Thaksin wants a say in team selection. Man the top flight managers will be lining up for that one.

At a 120 years of age I would imagine the nursing staff will be having both anal and oral sex with you at will and there'll be fuck all you can do about it, old man. You can let us know if that happens next year then.

Yeah but not my mouth which is the important bit.

Cumming in my 16 year old girlfriends mouth after anal sex on my 120th birthday.

Won't they get sued to fuck? How does suing work across international borders? Can't you just Bart Simpson it? They would have to sue them in an English court and all sorts. Not worth it especially as in England you can say "I cant afford to pay that in one go here is a fiver a week".

I would just tell the american hospital to fuck off.

Dont get me wrong I am not saying he is crap or anything but after 4 years and spending lots of money he hasn't improved their league staus. i know he won the champions league and that is amazing but after 4 years you would think he would have started challenging for the title by now.

Back to topic. Where were Liverpool on the league when Benitez took over?

Did Man U have a huge lead at all in the title race?

I just wanted to wind the twat up but he doesn't come on general chat.

Never seen it but I object to eternal sunshine of the spotless mind being at number 9 purely because it has Jim Carrey in it and he shouldn't be in the top 10.

The poster not the player. Were you abandoned as a child? You seem to have a pathological need for attention. Did your parents divorce at an early age? Is that why you come here because you get swallowed up on the Liverpool boards but on here you feel unique?

Can someone buy Meenzer a game for xmas so we dont have to put up with this

I prefer to think of it as England day. As a follower of Martin Luther I don't believe in the whole saint thing. Happy England day and happy birthday bard of Avon.

First Modric then Baines I like it. I always come last schaaaaawingggggg

That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". You need to go to Bennets in Glasgow apparently the chat up line there is "Fancy some cock then".

He obviously has Amnesiac bulimia where he does the binge eating then forgets to throw up (Stefan Peddie 1993)

Just noticed your sig which mong said that??