Kevin Carr's Gloves

I would hate to live in London. I like fresh air.

Wigan. But them aside I have no idea either. Going off current squads I'd say Wigan and Derby are almost certs to go down, probably joined by either Sunderland or Birmingham I wonder who I would prefer.

I think will be the closest season in a long time with the sudden spending power of all of the clubs with new owners. Still Don't want Liverpool to do anything though and that is purely because of the BBC.

Do you need it kissing better? my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this.

Do you need it kissing better?

Cool entertain me. what would you like me to do ??? What would I really like you to do Or what do I think I have a chance of getting you to do? I am up for chatting about anything as I am at work and bored

Cool entertain me.

It's like the Todd Landers tribute at the end of that episode of Neighbours. Is he in Emmerdale now? no I think thats a bloke off Hollyoaks ???/ Different one stoooopid

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly. Did you enjoy that then? yes thanks but as my school report used to say....has potential but needs to concentrate How come you still up. Even linz has gone to bed.

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly. Did you enjoy that then?

It's like the Todd Landers tribute at the end of that episode of Neighbours. Is he in Emmerdale now?

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

I AM HERE ALL NIGHT

Both Pud and Toplass are good people. Hopefully this will calm down and both will be back.

Shall I talk about cats and berate Fish for sneaking a look at my chebs at any given opportunity? On a day when I am pissed off, the thought of Cats pringle jumpers has cheered me up a lil... Cheers It's not fair I have never seen Cat's Jumper Bumpers

It's a shame that a lovely lass like Toplass seems to find herself unable to post on here anymore. I hope I don't find out who has caused this.

New Boumsong, surely. Wasn't as good as Boumsong in SPL. Has the pace of Kilcline. The tactical awareness of Bramble and the cool head of Gascoigne.

Wow how cool is this prank calls. I am so glad people are making original comedy for a change and not just re hashing old shite which was done 40 years ago on radio.

Not in bloody Scotland it isn't

Can I just add a resounding boooooooo!!!!!!!!! Here I am on Nightshift in an office all by myself and not one "Lady" who has imbibed one over the eight. A very poor showing.

SO Radgi and Toplass when you going to fill my world with mirth?

What happened to Chris Novosellic?

And the BBC cut away and leave after 2 songs, before i imagine they'd done classics like "Big Bottom" and "Sex Farm"!!! And when Metallica were on they cut away as they were starting Enter Sandman to show a recording of Crowded House in Sydney, who makes these decsions! And when James Blunt was on i bet they showed all his songs interrupted, though i can't say if they did as i switched back to the tennis, but i'm sure they will have. Aye they came back towards the end of Big Bottom, with Ross saying there were a load of guests on and the camera couldn't even pick them up. Knocked it off after that. James blunt is a khunt