Kevin Carr's Gloves

I think Id rather eat me own shit than see that little twat back here. [start 15 page Bellamy shagfest here] I agree an utter prick whose finishing is suspect to say the least.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline was sure Bily Connoly said it was Kircudbright ??? Kirkcaldy apparently will have to check the dvd out the mora to refresh my memory Just googled it. Wikipedia Kirkcaldy.

It looks brilliant. After the the trailer for it had finished when we went to see Shrek, you could hear our friend Emily say: "I'll bet Tom wants to see that." The wife turned to me and said you can find someone else to go see it with. Now all I need is an 18 year old with big jugs who likes transformers. I can stuff some socks down my shirt? Your beard is in the wrong place and you cant get a soapy off socks.

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though. quite enjoyed the Meaning of Life , but then again it was many years ago when I last saw it and I was probably pissed Get live at the hollywood bowl. just checked the bag of dvd's out, I have Jabberwocky, Holy Grail, Lifeof Brian, and now for something completely different and the meaning of life Cool/ Enjoy.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline was sure Bily Connoly said it was Kircudbright ??? Kirkcaldy apparently

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though. quite enjoyed the Meaning of Life , but then again it was many years ago when I last saw it and I was probably pissed Get live at the hollywood bowl.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though.

I am off to Turkey on a Gullett cruise. Then back for a bit then off to Berlin for 4 nights. Then taking Nephew and Niece camping for 2 nights in Kirkcudbright.

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to? funnily enough he was on night shift ... The fleet in again? I wish 4 Hours 20 mins left. Thank god for Lord of the rings. Might be Harry Potter tomorrow. I have an entire Monty Python ensemble to get through.... The series or the films?

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to? funnily enough he was on night shift ... The fleet in again? I wish 4 Hours 20 mins left. Thank god for Lord of the rings. Might be Harry Potter tomorrow.

I normally only do 2 a week it's a piece of piss really.

What not even a little bit of sting anywhere?

It looks brilliant. After the the trailer for it had finished when we went to see Shrek, you could hear our friend Emily say: "I'll bet Tom wants to see that." The wife turned to me and said you can find someone else to go see it with. Now all I need is an 18 year old with big jugs who likes transformers.

So we can drip anything else in there then? as long as it doesnt sting like sweat does. It does sting. Let us just say an aquaintance of mine got a right blast in her left eye and had to go to the eye infirmary it was hurting so much. WOre a patch for a week. I know it's bad of me but I pissed myself laughing whenever I saw her.

So we can drip anything else in there then?

Sheffield Utd. This pisses all over the premier leagues argument that it was all sorted out. Blatant lying hoping Tevez would stay at WHU.

Took Mrs and Miss hips to see Shrek 3. What a load of absolute shite. I slept through most of it, it was that bad. 1/10 on the hips scale. The trailers look dreadful. Bad sign. Saw it this afternoon. It's absolute turd. I loved the first one, enjoyed the second, but this one just wasn't funny in the slightest. What's worse is it's a U, so there were loads of kids running along the aisles and people chatting. Cunts. Isn't that the only reason you got in now you're beardless.

Wont let her take me with a strap on but thats pretty much it. Variety is the spice of life.

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to? funnily enough he was on night shift ... The fleet in again?

A couple of people on here would rather we had Van Der Valk.

Organise prisoner movements across Scotland and escorts for Prisoners in hospital.

This week I am mostly wearing penguin attire. That's the brand not a tux. Also bought my first wife beater today.

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to?

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu?