curry stained pilchard

Ronaldinho

If we don't buy 4 world class strikers after this news, then Frederick is taking the piss, big style...

I can just see Coleene at the front of the show...... "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ye seen this Vicky???? theyve got darkees n all sorts here!" 151165[/snapback]

I thought they were both from outside the box...

Where's Jarvis Cocker when you need him?

From the BBC... Ok, so I spiced it up a bit...

is just jealous because they're not getting any cyber...

Ahahaah! It's going to be a beltington match tomorrow!

photos?

boot

Very sad. I've never seen the first one before, but the reaction of the team-mates says it all...

Aw went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of Joon, Eiteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's efternoon; Aw tyuk the 'bus frae Balmbra's, an' she wis heavy laden, Away we went alang Collingwood Street, that's on the road to Blaydon. (chorus) Oh lads, ye shud only seen us gannin', We pass'd the foaks upon the road just as they wor stannin'; Thor wes lots o' lads an' lasses there, all wi' smiling faces, Gawn alang the Scotswood Road, to see the Blaydon Races. We flew past Airmstrang's factory, and up to the "Robin Adair", Just gannin' doon te the railway bridge, the 'bus wheel flew off there. The lasses lost their crinolines off, an' the veils that hide their faces, An' aw got two black eyes an' a broken nose in gan te Blaydon Races. (chorus) When we gat the wheel put on away we went agyen, But them that had their noses broke they cam back ower hyem; Sum went to the Dispensary an' uthers to Doctor Gibbs, An' sum sought out the Infirmary to mend their broken ribs. (chorus) Noo when we gat to Paradise thor wes bonny gam begun; Thor was fower-an-twenty on the 'bus, man, hoo they danced an' sung; They called on me to sing a sang, aw sung them "Paddy Fagan", Aw danced a jig an' swung my twig that day aw went to Blaydon. (chorus) We flew across the Chain Bridge reet into Blaydon toon, The bellman he was callin' there, they call him Jackie Broon; Aw saw him talkin' to sum cheps, an' them he was pursuadin' To gan an' see Geordy Ridley's concert in the Mechanics' Hall at Blaydon. (chorus) The rain it poor'd aw the day an' myed the groons quite muddy, Coffy Johnny had a white hat on - they war shootin' "Whe stole the cuddy." There wes spice stalls an' munkey shows an' aud wives selling ciders, An' a chep wiv a hapenny roond aboot, shootin' "Now, me boys, for riders." (chorus) Translation anyone? Edit:

Clemming...

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I've sussed that Google images works better when you spell names correctly... Valderrama -v- Vidal Sassoon!

More Blatter Bullshit... Definately going to happen then. Premiere league have the final say, but they will pander...

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Aye, you bunch of tramps wanting to watch the vid! Thread of shame tbh... P.S. If you did request someone to pm you the vid, just delete that post when you've got it! Ahem!

Sorted! Best World Cup Haircut ever! Ipso Facto!!! Edit: Got a new 'un...

Everyone loves a bit of bunting. Especially that f(l)ag Ashley Cuuurrrrl...

You'd think he'd have learnt from the Roeder episode that not only does he have no say in how the matter is resolved, but no one cares whether they receive the backing of him or his association*. 145375[/snapback] Union*

Crouch Boy

Yes then. Because I would still go to the match but face the other way! It's up to you 145338[/snapback] Based on being able to go to the match but not watch it, I'd say Man Utd for a poke in the eye for their treble year...

Because it looks a fucking mess, you inbred!

Who's the other team?