curry stained pilchard

I'm not advocating a link to the worst things you've seen, more of just a description... I was at a mates house (about 7 years ago) who had just got the internet and he showed me two videos. The first was in the middle east somewhere, and it showed a man being held by three other men, one with a saw. The bloke with the saw proceeded to saw the captive's hand off from midway up the forearm. The sawing must have taken about 15 seconds. Absolutely gruesome... The second video showed a woman tied to a chair in front of a camera. The woman was crying for her life as there was a man wandering around her with a gun. Then, her screams got more intense until finally she was shot in the head and blood was splattered all over the wall behind her. The website insisted that the video was set up, but still to this day it haunts me that it was real...

Haha, class! Best none made up gerld ever!

I blame it on the "1 post per day" entry to the arcade, tbh...

Haha, willicks! Haven't heard that since, well since I ate meat...

I'm not sure about the history of the Koran in terms of availability but if you read the OT its easy to see why the catholic church (and the rest of them) would be a lot happier if the printing press had never been invented, "peasants" had never learned to read and of course if it had been allowed to remain in Latin for ever. Whats amazing is that people can read it now and still refer to a "loving" God. I can see that in the past religion "made sense" - worshipping the sun or believing a God looked after your people and punished your enemies seemed pretty logical in the absence of much science. Now that we know what a tiny backwater of an almost infinite univese we inhabit, how people can still fall for it astonishes me. In fact it doesn't - its the brainwashing of children thats the secret - ultimately the real evil behind it all imo. Amen to that...

Have you also ever thought that if you have a piss first, then you drop the bomb, the splashes hitting your cheeks are of piss? I've pondered that many a time The obvious solution is to put a few sheets of Charmin' down the shitter first...

Have you also ever thought that if you have a piss first, then you drop the bomb, the splashes hitting your cheeks are of piss?

I'll high farm you Daisy Hill? It's funny how, if you've never been, Daisy Hill sounds like it might be quite nice. Aye, then just up the road is Scrogg Road...

I'll high farm you Daisy Hill?

He's not gay! He's a scientologist for one thing. Add Dermot O'Leary as well then...

In what sense is he your favourite? I thought it said favourite fat fudge packer...

Big homs fart mildly before receiving sausages. Many receive hotdogs. Don't mention hairy fairies. Close?

Russell Grant is my favourite...

Pescatarians tbqfh Demivegs is a term I have heard. Not the best term though, admittedly. Meat eater is another...

Apart from when they're bred in a fish farm...

You do realise you don't have to drink beer to survive as well, right? Is the logical conclusion of "you don't have to eat x to survive, therefore I won't eat it", that there is no single thing you need to eat to survive and therefore you should eat nothing and starve to death? i.e. thoosands and thoosands of years ago we had to eat meat to survive, now we don't... However, a poor hooker would probably disagree...

Add me to the list of veggies too. Been vegetarian for over 16 years. Initial reason was the way animals were bred to be eaten, along with the fact that you don't have to eat animals to survive. Whenever I tell someone that I'm vegetarian they always seem to say "oh, so what do you eat then?" I normally respond "nuts and berries really"

Sooooo, how do you change it like? Can't find jack shit in the profile thingy...

Dunno if it's been mentioned already, but the quote outline seems to be the same colour as the background, i.e. it doesn't show up...

You need to post at least once per day! I bet it's fine now? Yeah, I was having the same problem, but I guess it'll be fine now...

Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right?

Aye, I think the same bloke was caught with a steering wheel on his cock. When asked what he was doing with a steering wheel on his cock, he replied "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

N.O. = NUFC

Cheers though Craig, wouldn't be the same without the potential for deliberate "comedy" double-posting. Seconded. What he said...

Cheers though Craig, wouldn't be the same without the potential for deliberate "comedy" double-posting. Seconded.