curry stained pilchard

I think she's Japanese, tbf...

Royle Family 9pm, then One Hour Photo at 10pm on Film4 +1

Pinky and the Brain?

FFS, shirley the frickin manager should KNOW if there's money available...

It's better to regret doing someone, than regret not doing someone...

Code 46 - Tim Robbins and Samantha Morton Love story set in the future. Not sci-fi, but based around dna/genetics. Cameo role by Mick Jones on karaoke too!

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

Did you wait up especially? Nope, I'm an insomniac!

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It's the frickin American one. Goodnight...

Get Carter! "A pint of bitter... in a thin glass"

I kike petal .... Kike? You spelt kite wreng! so sue me I had a drink Are you sill here?

I kike petal .... Kike? You spelt kite wreng!

Sorry petal...

qui je? clever twat por qoi Hmmm, incorrect spelling doesn't work in the translation machine... stop playin the big manit's half o ne ffs get yersel away to Felling, pet...

qui je? clever twat por qoi Hmmm, incorrect spelling doesn't work in the translation machine...

qui je? clever twat

qui je?

I'm fine thanks, but you spelt "phlegm" wrong... I would surmise that was FELLING !!!! It was a parody...

I'm fine thanks, but you spelt "phlegm" wrong...

watching... The Big Labowski... "the dude abides"

Didn't even realise until you said. £6.80 - Bit of a come down from £75,000,000,000,000,000...

2, plus a bonus bollock...

Correct! (NSFW) http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1593/untitled3sb7.jpg Penises and ugly women. Worrying. Penises ON ugly woman, even more worrying...