curry stained pilchard

Rurrda + Fiddy Pence...

is really a monk fish

is a care bear

We may never know, but i think most people think he's spoken to O'Neil, thats failed or failing and he's turned to Roeder. The idea that he would have got off his arse and used his brains to talk t the likes of Hitzfeld sadly doesn't even enter my mind, just as the idea of getting a top class but foreign coach doesn't enter Fred's limited mind. Roeder is alot better than some of the people out there, including many we've been linked with and he does understand this club and its fans but h should have been the choice after fat boy had scoured europe for the very best. 131113[/snapback] Hey! I did scour Europe! 131116[/snapback] And what was your conclusion, who should we be making our new manager? The fans need to know!!! 131117[/snapback] Er, Roeder, er I mean, Keegan, er... yeah, no Hitzfeld, erm, Houllier, er no, I meant Souness! Yes, Souness! He's the man! No wait... Papa Lazaru! EDIT: Houllier in for one year as manager with Roeder as his trusty sidekick, then Roeder would've finished his 10 metre badge...

We may never know, but i think most people think he's spoken to O'Neil, thats failed or failing and he's turned to Roeder. The idea that he would have got off his arse and used his brains to talk t the likes of Hitzfeld sadly doesn't even enter my mind, just as the idea of getting a top class but foreign coach doesn't enter Fred's limited mind. Roeder is alot better than some of the people out there, including many we've been linked with and he does understand this club and its fans but h should have been the choice after fat boy had scoured europe for the very best. 131113[/snapback] Hey! I did scour Europe!

Looks like dot com has the answers...

has a photo of Kes on his bedroom wall. Bo' Selecta...

Fnar fnar, you're right of course, I was actually enjoying a pint in Camp David with Meenzer when Taylor minced in with Darren Ambrose on his arm. Reckon his shoulder dislocation is fuck all to do with football and more to do with being bent double over his kitchen table while Ambrosia shoots his love custard where the sun don't shine. 130546[/snapback]

Agree, it's hardly surprising. Considering there's been about 7 England international games played since he last played (Azerbaijan 30 March 2005). Next we'll be hearing Woodgate won't be making it either...

I'm never seen why how that happens.

Skysports That's gonna be my new avatar for a while

Looks like FF's been in touch... (edit: on Sky News)

Here's the screen grab...

What about the capital letters though???

2 - 0 to us. Cheese & Owen to score the last goal...

I've tried to find the official info on the tinternet but to no avail. Judging by other threads on here, there's conflicticting information i.e. finishing 6th in league could mean diddly squat if the smogs with the uefa cup. The way I see it at the mo is... 1st to 4th - champions league/uefa cup 5th and 6th - uefa cup (6th because Manure won the Carling Cup) It's only the piggin' freaks down the road getting into the final that's hoying a cat amongst rats with wings, as I see it...

I chose box 1 then continued to choose boxes in order from 2 to 22. Got down to the final two boxes, £10 and £250,000. The dealer offered £110,000 or something and I declined. He then offered to switch boxes and I declined again. My box had £250,000 in it. Beat that!

Dislikes Souness' 'tache

Dunno what all this "Chav" is about, it's "Charva" isn't it?? Bloody Barstewards...

Harry Ramp - Billy Bamp...

Betty Swollocks

what about... "little article"? I still use it today for cheeky little "scamps"...

Any chance of a BGC?

I won £34k! Where do I collect my money?

You'd be better off if you tried to get a ticket, tbh... 128363[/snapback] Or maybe he's tired?? 128385[/snapback] or maybe I just redit wrong... 128390[/snapback] Thats really funny 128394[/snapback] I think you might have used the wrong smilie there mate...