luckyluke

I can only bring myself to watch this every couple of years because it infuriates me so much. It's fucking stupid, he's a fucking prick, they're all fucking nobheads but it is good entertainment.

Had an interesting first day in my new rotation. Saw a guy get chunks of his brain chopped out whilst he was wide awake and telling me about his guitar collection.

talk about first world problems

Where did you go? Must have hurt to have gone home today!

Ditto with pornstars

Because my parents live in Beeston and it's a nice place to go for a walk.

Going for a walk around the lovely grounds of Nottingham university then spending the afternoon flitting between the snooker and my parents garden whilst pretending to swot up for my next rotation.

Made my consultant feel very old the other day. He mentioned he worked in Nottingham for most if the eighties and we established that he could well have anaesthetised my mother for the caesarians for either or both my brother and I.

When I went to Ireland last year I was introduced to the joys of white pudding. No idea what it is, and I don't want to know, but it was darn tasty.

He might be slagging them off but they're still his mates. I wasn't being deadly serious, just amused by how you responded in your slippery way when challenged on this not with an apology but by blaming him, insinuating that he thinks they're cocks too. I fucking wouldn't, last stag do I went on we were up all night Friday but I spent most of Saturday trying to recover. Through sheer force of will I made it until 6am Sunday but it wasn't pleasant. At least you're all in your mid thirties, I'm only 28!

I'll be getting the piss beaten out of me tomorrow afternoon, infinitely preferable tbh.

Dishing treats out of his sack etc

Yeah Dan it's all your fault Chez is calling your mates wankers. Chez really is a cunt.

I laughed at a midget absailing down a prison wall. It was a little condescending.

I think I'd have probably started writing it a week ago, rather than fifteen months. There is such a thing as over preparing. It will almost definitely be terrible, I'd rip it up and start it again.

Pretty sunny in Leeds, first tits making their tentative steps into the open. Mind you, what's in my gym puts what's outside to shame. When they say exercising makes you horny, I'm not sure it's entirely due to the endorphin release. Raging here.

consider that nicked

When Benedicit first had his account he had people asking him all sorts. My favourite was somebody asking him if bishops could really only move diagonally.

The blasé 'meh, it happens' attitude if the coroner towards the incident.

No.

I once saw some graffiti which read "Pauline Fowler show us your growler", can't remember where though.

Oh, that's not that bad, so you then. Wanker.

Nah, how can I hate a man who put five grand on France to win the 2002 World Cup?