peasepud

the 2 cats one was a bit of a let down tbh

hmmmm very apt

nah, knowing G it probably does involve biscuits tbh

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me

To move this one on (cos frankly we cant let it die out like this) we need a little more info on the bloke, he obviously doesnt live anywhere near TheMags as he didnt even know where this place was when "Sophie" texted him it on saturday so how did the bloke get it in his paper? I reckon he either works in the newsagents or the paper delivery place, the only other possibility is that he also passes through the same place as TheMags did and put it in there when he picked up a paper of his own. Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? )

He spent every lunch hour at home, spraypainting the raccoon. or For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slapping the smurfy flute.

I cant log in to read the thread but I assume the actual quote off Hitz was "I was all set to come, you have fantastic golf courses no? and who wouldnt want to live where they invented the lightbulb? but then some twatziger went and took the piss so fuuuucccccckkkk yooooooo!"

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie

aye whatever you do dont take a photo of the screen, we may get a reflection of you sitting starkers!

says the kid who thinks "yous" is a real word and cant establish the correct use of full stops and comma's.

If its pictures of his knob please make sure he is certain this time 118655[/snapback] The pair of them are still at it tbh: 118667[/snapback] so lets get this straight..... we have a Gerld thread that has run to 50odd pages, many many of them taking the piss at how Smoothy sent a pic of his cock to a bloke and now hes sniffing round somebody who joined the board under the name of Sophie... I can feel another gold thread on its way

Well this is what happens when you send a pig on stilts to do a man's job tbh. 118728[/snapback] after the 'real' men bottled out in case his lass saw tbh tbs

Yes, although when they find out about his part in the great "send ya cock pic to a skinheed" scandal then they mightnt be so keen.

pah women, nae originality when it comes to ruining some blokes life, always the same answer..... Marry them

118340[/snapback] Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!! Oooooo, 'scuse me.. 118341[/snapback]

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] papers? Yellow pages more like gawd Im soooo dead at next pissup

aye and Im only 24.

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one. 118327[/snapback] been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all. What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net.

its still technically possible we could put them down and boy would I like to see that, I reckon Id stretch to a ton for a ticket

pahhh legal shmegal

how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him

how about we plan another meet, somebody new texts him and we agree a spot but one away from where he lives, in the centre of Durham again. Then when he turns up have literally dozens of people stood around all talking to themselves and holding a hand to one ear. Hopefully he'll shit it and go for the bus (after seeing him Im fairly certain he couldnt have a driving licence) where we get another load of us on the same bus. As we know where he lives we can then dot more of the same around the bus stop and the short route to his house. Or do the first bit but then have about 20 people all following him about ten yards behind and then trying to look nonchalent whenever he turns round!