Park Life

Agreed, but it is comforting that he turned them down despite the the £75K a week, perhaps money isn't everything afterall. until he signs for Spuds for £80k a week. Spuds have a tough wage structure. Top earner (Keane I think) is reputedly on £40k a week. It makes you wonder how he makes ends meet. The top earners were on 40k ish.... "Wham : Bent taking the Micheal?"

yeah sure I read that Cloughie was given enough 'sweeteners' in his time. Was there a story about after speaking to an agent he found a black bag left in his office afterwards and telling his cleaner to get rid off it. She then informed him it was full of cash to which Cloughie told her to share it with her colleagues. or something like that shit I'm crap at remembering stories and jokes! That is totally true there was £2000 in the bag a lot of cash at the time. Read it in a football tell all book a few years ago can't remember by who.

Agreed, but it is comforting that he turned them down despite the the £75K a week, perhaps money isn't everything afterall. until he signs for Spuds for £80k a week. Spuds have a tough wage structure.

I'd like to think I had some little hand in it back in the meditation thread. Well done man.

Bungs is a way of life in football, infact I'd say it was heaped in tradition and the remit of lovable rogues.. Can't see what all the fuss is about. This has all been brought about by the prawn sandwich brigade.

What year did he get picked on? Year 0 ?

Harry and his horse.

Don't forget your shaved cobblers, Luke.

More of less the usual suspects in this saga. Zahvi will be hard to pin down, he is an Israeli citizen with 20million front companies...

I take what I can get.

Some recognition at last!! Alex and Gemma take it for granted these days I'm afraid.

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game. I think I can live with it tbh. Not really the end of the world, is it? You can't wait to get an alice band on I bet. Save that sort of fantasing for the pm's man

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game. I think I can live with it tbh. Not really the end of the world, is it? You can't wait to get an alice band on I bet.

Yes, I heard about that too. Up there with the mothers (who obviously had nowt better to do) who were taking Mackey D's to their kids (and other's kids) at school after healthy school meals initiative. Nice one This was the passing burgers through the fence scandal wasn't it?

Ditto, plus proper shampoo (Trevor Sorbin hair thickener ) and proper conditioner. No wax or gel though... little point Trevor Sorbie is baldy anyway. It obviously works then. Cure for baldness just around the corner apparently. Will put all these fake exotic shampoo's out of the game.

Beyond help behaviour like that....Just shoot them.

Boumsong £8m Actual value of player £0m McKay £1m Fatty £1m Boumsong £1m Souey £1m Rangers £4m _____________ £ 8m

I use face cream, silly not to.

Russians have a slightly heavier version of the German angst, but where as the the Germans cheer themselves up by making meaningless rules, the Russians haven't really organised a proper displacement activity.

"Severely overweight children should be taken from their parents and put into care, doctors said yesterday as it emerged that obesity had been a factor in at least 20 child protection cases in the past year. Social services threatened to take Connor McCreaddie, 8, away from his mother In the most extreme cases, where parents refuse to improve diets, social services should intervene to protect children's long-term health, doctors said. A motion to be debated at the British Medical Association's annual conference this month will call for overfeeding to be considered a form of parental neglect or abuse." Totally agree, nothing worse than seeing young fat kids (most look depressed), waddling around with fat parents drinking fat drinks and eating fat food.

"Almost half of working-age men in Russia who die are killed by alcohol abuse, according to a new medical study which says the country's males die in excessive numbers not just because they drink lots of vodka but because they also consume products containing alcohol, such as eau de cologne, antiseptics and medicinal tinctures. Some products contain 95% alcohol by volume, equating to 200 proof." http://www.guardian.co.uk/russia/article/0,,2103670,00.html It's all those long cold nights.

Strange. Mourinho has actually lost interest in him as they were meant to be concentrating on buying the cd Alex.

He's kept at it for quite a while now, hats off to him.

Bit stuck in the 80's like. Gordon Gecko eat your heart out. Mobiles wasn't it?

*Parky dashes over to the management screen on N.O.* It's up.