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I believe this starts tonight, though not sure i'll like it! Anyone know who the 'celebs' are?

if thats the case, who come last night Quizmania was on, presented by Debbie king on ITV1? (we dont have ITV2 on the TV at work)

i thought quizmania and the mint were the same thing its the same presenters and show, im confused I think it costs around £1.30 from a mobile.....yes, i did try from work one night My mate and i had a go each and didnt get through. That Debbie girl is as thick as shit shouldnt be allowed on tv, she's the type of person you'd find doing the entertainment at Butlins *shudders*

Dont think you can beat Hamsters for 'cuteness'

In a Los Angeles hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get Into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed His predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you Promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons He had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by Letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he Touched them? He couldn't resist . He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently Upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms Don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air Replaced the warm water. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff Caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this Unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to Push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing The ATR button. The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is Under your pillow. Men Never Listen.

Cath, we sometimes put this on during night shift, i hate the program, the presenters and myself for watching it It drives me insane I have to switch it off in the end as im shouting my answers at the screen, i find it almost mesmerising to watch in a sort of brain washing way I know they must make shit loads of cash from 60p each call, but they do give away big money. God i hate it all

I've been watching soccer aid all week, i enjoyed it tbh (cept for the Maradona sucking up) Trust Swirvin' Irvine to walk out on it without a word to anyone though, obviously didnt much like the tackle he sustained giving him a bruised leg I was well impressed with actors Damien Lewis and Dean Kelly (and not just because they happen to be two 'celebs' i think are gorgeous) Lewis never stopped running and of course Ben Shepherd is a very good player as seen before. El Tel obviously took the match more seriously....i rekon Wilkes and Shepherd could have had careers in football....i know wilkes was a young player and had some trials, wish he hadnt given up. (Ian Atkins sign them both for Torquay please)!!! As someone has said, why has Zola retired? he's pure class, a real credit to the game.

must admit im not keen on the pics of the cats (or any animals) dressed up, not because i think its cruel but because i think its pathetic!! Heres a cute cat pic

i admit to having the occassional dream about a ginna but its Josh not Gemmill

nick cave and the bad seeds-into my arms nick cave-he wants you

i can just about narrow it down to Paul Weller-you do something to me muse-unintended Floyd-Hey you / wish you were here U2-bad / luminous times or one Led Zep-Kashmere / since i've been loving you / song remains the same snow patrol-Run Athlete-street map Johnny cash or NIN- Hurt metallica-fade to black / master of puppets coldplay-warning sign EDIT the cult-she sells sanctuary Goo goo dolls-Iris

bread and dripping for my DINNER 140472[/snapback] Did you go back to the 1950's to have your dinner then? 140474[/snapback] No, but doon in Torquay they have all that French rubbish don't they 140480[/snapback] LOL... we've actually had a 'french style market' been set up in town, the local traders are kicking up a stink about it No, normal food for me, give me a roast beef dinner anyday!!! Have to say i enjoyed pease pudding or whatever its called! 140494[/snapback] what, the tinned pease pudding ? 140498[/snapback] what i had in Newcastle wasnt tinned and it was scrumptious, but alas, i can only get tinned down here 140504[/snapback] http://www.bobjude.co.uk/bobjude/recipes/pease.html 140651[/snapback] thanks LM i'll definitely give it a go, probably with the bacon, i had it in a sandwich but i'd like to try it with a roast dinner too.

sound advice, how i wish i'd had it !! Heaving sweaty markets selling a pile of junk, lecherous, slimey traders, boiling hot day and to finish it off, a fire emergency on the underground which meant having to change 4 times to avoid the line

i'd only be tied to a stove if i wanted to be!!! but dont try and change the subject Mr fish

gossip?? why am i always the last to know

bread and dripping for my DINNER 140472[/snapback] Did you go back to the 1950's to have your dinner then? 140474[/snapback] No, but doon in Torquay they have all that French rubbish don't they 140480[/snapback] LOL... we've actually had a 'french style market' been set up in town, the local traders are kicking up a stink about it No, normal food for me, give me a roast beef dinner anyday!!! Have to say i enjoyed pease pudding or whatever its called! 140494[/snapback] what, the tinned pease pudding ? 140498[/snapback] what i had in Newcastle wasnt tinned and it was scrumptious, but alas, i can only get tinned down here

that's if you've finished your wifely duties of course. 140469[/snapback] i always carry out my wifely duties beautifully i thank you Jeeeeez you make me sound like a right old fashoined 'tied to the sink' country gal i do look after my family, but i do as i please too, hubby wouldnt dare question me!!

bread and dripping for my DINNER 140472[/snapback] Did you go back to the 1950's to have your dinner then? 140474[/snapback] No, but doon in Torquay they have all that French rubbish don't they 140480[/snapback] LOL... we've actually had a 'french style market' been set up in town, the local traders are kicking up a stink about it No, normal food for me, give me a roast beef dinner anyday!!! Have to say i enjoyed pease pudding or whatever its called!

bread and dripping for my DINNER 140472[/snapback] jeeeeeez dont you start!!!

yes he is a proper man except he detests football And yes i do tend to have his dinner ready for him when he gets in and make him a cuppa or get him a beer...whats up with that? isnt that what its all about? Equally, if he's home when i get in from night shift, he'll make me a cuppa and do my breakfast..... Admittdly i do all the housework, laundry etc at home, but thats cos its easier than having him making a mess of everything Plus if he washes a dish you hear about it forever!!

Basing nomenclature upon the content of the meal is insanity. I often have a 'fried breakfast' at 7pm. That doesn't make it breakfast, it's my tea. Similarly, whatever you eat at midday is your dinner. And anyone who says different isn't a Geordie (and should be stripped of their honarararary Geordieness). 140455[/snapback] If i ate a fried breakfast at 7pm, no, it wouldnt be breakfast, but it would be my dinner.... Lunch is midday ish!!! we could argue all day about this and you're not taking away my honorary Geordieness either I need it!!!!

You on a diet like? An entire sandwich is a bit much isn't it? An apple and a yoghurt a day is all you need. The weight will drop off, then you can get back to the fry-ups faster. 140441[/snapback] I'm not the kind of man who can survive on an apple and a yoghurt a day. I needs me meat! anyway, was told by those in the know that a healthy diet and regular exercise was the best way to lose weight, permanently and heathily. Apple and a yoghurt? I'd end up chewing on the sofa! 140451[/snapback] yeah, you'd get so hungry you'd blow it and end up stuffing your face!! Only way to lose weight and keep it off, is by eating a healthy decent meal at the proper times, regular exercise and no eating in between meals less its a piece of fruit. (all types of foods are ok in moderation)

oh god, what have i started Just stick to what hubby says whatever time of day it is.....i'm hungry, I need FOOD!!!!