Toonraider

My personal favourite

yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!! Morning everyone. Is there any football at all today? ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!! 138735[/snapback] Playoff Final Tomorow! 138736[/snapback] yeah thanks jonny, i knew there was the leeds one tomorrow. Have we had the others? I've lost track

yeah....working night shift tonight, so i slept as long as i could this morning! Kept waking up and then thinking, mmmm its saturday i can go back to sleep!! Morning everyone. Is there any football at all today? ....must be getting desperate, i'd accept a play off final!!

yes i find it extremely cringeworthy....to the point i just cant watch it

i do apologise to any BB lovers...i have only just realised last night i posted my comments in this thread thinking it was the Anti BB thread!

well i dont think i'll be watching anymore of it, tonight was enough for me! I'd rather be cleaning the grout in between my bathroom tiles than watch that again 138227[/snapback] I bet you do!! Car crash TV. Cant turn it off. 138230[/snapback]

well i dont think i'll be watching anymore of it, tonight was enough for me! I'd rather be cleaning the grout in between my bathroom tiles than watch that again

Come to Torquay United Michael Actually though, you might not get a game we've just signed micky evans from Plymouth and Lee thorpe, who impressed on loan to us last season. We even released Paul Robinson, which i was sorry to see, he wasnt really given much of a chance. We're playing pompey pre season at Tufc.. i wonder if i'll get chance to see Lua Lua play

It really was that appalling. 138214[/snapback] First impressions.... (admittedly what i saw in between flicking channels) apart from maybe one or two, i can only think of one word to describe them all.... SCUM

My god Im almost speechless! I dont swear often, but what a fucking bunch of freaks!!!! Couldnt even watch it all, had to keep turning over, i was cringing so much.

i meant come 'home' to Newcastle

I'm from Tropical Torquay Must be far as we have palm trees

jesus!!! He is lucky to be ok. Come home nobby FFS!!

Morning. just got in from night shift again At the risk of being torn to shreds by GF im going to mention the weather too....dark and cloudy with more rain expected

Look Brock, if you're that undecided as to what to do with your £20, stick it in an envelope and post it down to me!!

If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: 60 Asians 12 Europeans 5 US Americans and Canadians 8 Latin Americans 14 Africans 49 would be female 51 would be male 82 would be non-white 18 white 89 heterosexual 11 homosexual 33 would be Christian 67 would be non-Christian 5 would control 32% of the entire world’s wealth, and all of them would be US citizens 80 would live in substandard housing 24 would not have any electricity (And of the 76% that do have electricity, most would only use it for light at night.) 67 would be unable to read 1 (only one) would have a college education. 50 would be malnourished and 1 dying of starvation 33 would be without access to a safe water supply 1 would have HIV 1 near death 2 would be near birth 7 people would have access to the Internet If to take a look at the world from this condensed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes evident. Think of it! If you woke up this morning with more health than sickness, you are luckier than the million that will not survive this week. If you have never experienced a war, a loneliness of an imprisonment, an agony of tortures or a famine You are happier, than 500 million persons in this world. If you are able to go to church, mosque or synagogue without fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death, you are happier, than 3 billion persons in this world. If there is a meal in your refrigerator, if you are dressed and have got shoes, if you have a bed and a roof above your head, you are better off, than 75% of people in this world. If your parents are still alive and still married, then you are a rarity. If you have a bank account, money in your purse and there is some trifle in your coin box, you belong to 8% of well-provided people in this world. well i dont know if these stats are correct, but i certainly feel happier with my lot after reading that email!

50 first dates..... 137547[/snapback] I got a question for you girls. Now that the sun is out [well it was, but only in Torquay !], who goes out dressed to be looked at 137552[/snapback] i know for sure we've been through all this before on here!!

im glad you find us so therapeutic least i hope thats what you meant and not the other

Pity it's not last year when the Irish sent this right old looker: 137218[/snapback]

Their first album was dire enough for me thanks! Not old enough to bet. 137479[/snapback] then it'll have to be order a pizza and a dvd for a good night in!!

aw sorry to hear that GF...i can see where you're coming from, but honestly not all woman are the same Also perhaps you ought to not read this 'girly' thread in your current state of mind?

yes and? your point is?

Toonraider, you are suggesting that Magelaide: 1. has a 22 year old son (last time I looked she was a stoodent!) 2. wants to buy her 'stralian "blokely bloke" an England jersey 3. "blokey bloke" actually knows what a laptop/PC is? He's more likely to have a shed! 4. Buy beer when she comes from the land of the anti beer - west end! 137455[/snapback] Im very sorry Magelaide, didnt know your age or that your man was an Aussie! But sammy, i dont agree with you about blokey blokes not having pc's/lap-tops I know a few blokey blokes who have pc's.... maybe their pc knowledge isnt great but they love it for the porn

nice but i prefer the small savoury eggs. The egg is mashed up with mustard and all yummy!!!

I watched a fair bit of the first two as well. I've given the others a go since, but I just end up switching off bored shitless after a few minutes. It's all 'look at me, look at me!' Freshers Week all over again. Minus the redeeming features 137416[/snapback] yep.....when it was 'ordinary' every day people, it was fine. Now it has a lot to answer for......that Jade Goody being one