Andy

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg298577 Even though it's probably nothing, do what I said there.

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Lost, Alias and Prison Break are the only American dramas I can stomach nowadays. Though, even in saying that, Alias has struggled since JJ Abrams left, and I really can't see how Prison Break can possibly go into a second season, despite one already being confirmed. As for the other stuff; I used to like 24, but got tired of it midway through the third season. House just seems like every other drama on tv. Desperate Housewives is complete and utter CACK. And the rest are either all just parodies of one another, or, when they're not, they get cancelled before the story's aloud to even get going. Still better than British dramas like, but that's not saying much.

Nope, it's nothing to do with member numbers. Probably caused by another site on the server going down again.

Apparently so. I dunno what's wrong with it like, but I've been having problems all day.

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you total nob. 105790[/snapback] The language over here four-asterisks-ing disgusts me tbh. Totally inappropriate on a FAMILY MEDIUM like the internet.

Why the fuck haven't I been given a swastika?

We don't come across like that on N-O? FFS. *Must try harder*

Yep, no remaining signs of the original watermark from what I can see. Good teamwork lads.

Yes but you used to use norton as your anti-virus didn't you? All the above is NULL AND/OR VOID tbh.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7602/untitled18po.jpg I reckon that's done the trick.

No, it's still not right.

Good spot. I reckon I've nailed it this time: http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9620/untitled16nj.jpg

You toontastic lot are useless tbh. Look and learn: http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5474/untitled10pg1.jpg

Yeah, I didn't get to the match in the end; just watched it at the pub. Good result, played well. Didn't have my eye patch on like, that would have been silly. PS. I now have a bad stomach. This is either due to a dodgy kebab I ate last night, OR - and I'm definately not ruling this out - Brock's cake-poison has attacked my internals. An investigation is being launched as I speak, but I'd say Brock's safest option is probably to leave the country POST HASTE. We're on to you son. Watch your back.

Well if it does, I'm treating your apparent foresight of said 'poisoning' as EXTREMELY suspicious. Expect a call from the police tomorrow afternoon.

I just ate some of the cake. Outcome: house not destroyed, no major injuries sustained, cake rating: TASTY.

Possibly the shittest birthday EVER; I'm sitting here with a patch on my left eye (infection or something) and a bandage on my big toe (walked barefooted into a table last night). My car has broken down, so I'm probably not going to get to the match, and my television isn't working, so I'm probably not even going to SEE the match. I'm expecting my radio to explode any second now, just to confound my misery. On the plus side my girfriend bought me a cake, which looks quite nice I suppose. At this rate though, the candles will probably set on fire and burn the entire house down, so I'm approaching it with caution.

Or how about we just try to please everyone: www.newcastle-online-dot-com-slash-toontastic-dot-net.com/nufcforum-slash-index-dot-php?-slash-forum ? We can make it into a fantabulous money-making enterprise and everything. We'll have loads of shit users to mock in the nufc section, and a big clique in general chat which you need to pay a hefty ammount to gain access to (part of the money-making enterpise). And sharks, several LARGE sharks. The sharks will be pre-programmed to SAVAGELY attack the users who just become too shit for words. Those users will then be fined a triple-figure sum for their utter stupidity. Oh, and we can also have LOADS of downtime. All great forums need downtime. But we'll have random customised error messages flash up during this downtime, which will eventually become our main point of funding. You'll actually have to PAY to get past these errors, otherwise they'll completely destroy your computer via some kind of super-virus. Eventually we'll take over the world, and run campaigns to get new managers, coaching staff and tea ladies for newcastle-online-slash-toontastic united (yeah we've renamed the team, we're just THAT big). We'll write dossiers and everything. We'll win the champions league, the fa cup, the premiership; the lot. Just as we're reaching our peak though, we'll all fall out over an internet argument and have a huge split, going back to our original forums. We'll all ZAP from board to board scanning EVERY SINGLE THREAD, and dart back to our forum's admin room, general chat, or even nufc section to bitch about what we read. We'll poach each others' greatest users via pm, and BANTER with one another in random threads with dramatic over-use of "safety winks" as standard. Skunkers will gradually overtake us both, and slowly rise to become the dominant force of nufc messageboards on the web. The internet will then gradually collapse upon itself in a string of mass mongyness, and the world will implode following a string of incomprehensible nonsense from one of their members. It will be a tragic, tragic end to a tragic, tragic tale. But it will be an end, nonetheless.

NOT = Newcastle-Online-Tastic? Are we merging again?

Ho ho ho: Boredom reaches new levels.

Nah, I just have really flexible fingers. At least, that's what the ladies tell me anyway (etc)

A rather frightening first (and last) attempt of:

Yeah, 'appear on FANTASTIC channel 4 gameshow and win some cash' is basically the general gist of it.