Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 And the lass to my right gave me a funny look! It was one of them that you think you can control but then you get to a point where you realise it'll make a noise and you just can't stop it! None of the blokes battered an eyelid but this lass was disgusted! Ooops, there goes another. Fucking reeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 Fuck, just done it again but I think I might have followed though this time. I'll have get off home to have a check and start a clean-up operation if my worst fears are realised. Think it's of the buffet I had today at lunchtime, it was fucking rank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Fuck, just done it again but I think I might have followed though this time. I'll have get off home to have a check and start a clean-up operation if my worst fears are realised. Think it's of the buffet I had today at lunchtime, it was fucking rank! You and toplass have something in common then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I farted in the car park outside TK Maxx today and some old giffer in a flat cap scowled at me. I felt like saying:"If you think that's bad, just wait until you're going home at 34 mph in the Micra and i overtake you at 60....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I farted in the car park outside TK Maxx today and some old giffer in a flat cap scowled at me. I felt like saying:"If you think that's bad, just wait until you're going home at 34 mph in the Micra and i overtake you at 60....." Good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Trying having a bad stomach when filming.. I wasnt cracking off, just making loud noises..(can everyone hear them??) so where trying to film in a quiet room with just one actor small room , five people crowded round with different kit.... and rumble..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Some lass was on my bus, and talking about clubbing and she said "this lass was proppa git looking at iz, so i was like, what the fuck ya looking at, and me Ma telt iz to gaan n smack her, so I gave me bag to me nana, and brayed the stupid bitch all over" Then she started talking about how many pills she had took at the monkey. Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I love listening to people like that but i dont like them behind me in case they rob me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I posted that in the wrong thread like, was meant to be in the Women of Wallsend thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I was fucking thinking like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 My mate works in a housing office and this stunning young lass walked in, he's struggling to concentrate as this lass is in his words was 'quality blart'. Anyway, she needed to sign a form so he puts the form on the counter and as she bends down to sign it she lets off a huge keg rumbler. She goes bright red and my mate said to make matters worse it absolutely stunk to high heavens. He'd gone off her by this point like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35006 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Lasses that fart should be exterminated tbh. Don't even get me started on lasses that shit their pyjamas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I farted in the car park outside TK Maxx today and some old giffer in a flat cap scowled at me. I felt like saying:"If you think that's bad, just wait until you're going home at 34 mph in the Micra and i overtake you at 60....." Good story. Almost as good as my taste in music ya freakin' merkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Lasses that fart should be exterminated tbh. Don't even get me started on lasses that shit their pyjamas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Lasses that fart should be exterminated tbh. Don't even get me started on lasses that shit their pyjamas! I'm not sure where the last part of that quote is going but I agree with the first sentence wholeheartedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 PS......even worse are the ones who find it funny. They should be sat there with their fucking head in their hands tbh, never mind laughing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35006 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Clearly you lads missed Toplass's abominable revelations: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=10507 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Clearly you lads missed Toplass's abominable revelations: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=10507 Jesus wept. Turns out her hair is the least of her worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Clearly you lads missed Toplass's abominable revelations: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=10507 Fuck sake.. Some people should not come on here after a night on the drink.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Shitting himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Whats SO doing in a library? Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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