Jimbo 133 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 1. Know anything about a car except its colour 2. Understand a film plot 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message 4. Lift 5. Throw 6. Run 7. Park 8. Not talk when the telly's on 9. Read a map 10. Rob a bank 11. Resist Ikea 12. Sit still 13. Tell a joke 14. Play pool 15. Pay for dinner 16. Eat a kebab whilst walking 17. Pee out of a train window 18. Argue without shouting 19. Get told off without crying 20. Understand fruit machines 21. Walk past a shoe shop 22. Make a decent bacon sandwich 23. Not comment on strangers clothes 24. Use small amounts of toilet paper 25. Let you sleep with a hangover 26. Drink a pint gracefully 27. Get a round in 28. Throw a punch 29. Do magic 30. Like your friends 31. Enjoy porn 32. Eat a really hot curry 33. Get to the point 34. Buy plain envelopes 35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet 36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" 37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates 38. Avoid credit card debt 39. Dive into a pool 40. Assemble furniture 41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb 42. Set a video recorder 43. Not try and change you 44. Watch a war film 45. Understand why flirting results in violence 46. Spend a day by themselves 47. Go to the toilet by themselves 48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket 49. Choose a video quickly 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 That last one was my get out of jail card tbh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian oooh you've started it now .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian oooh you've started it now .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian oooh you've started it now .... see...Jimbos got his screenwipes out already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Number 46 pisses me right off. Wor lass can't spend five minutes on her own never mind a whole day. And more to the point she doesn't understand why I would want to be by myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 oooh you've started it now .... Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above *saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian oooh you've started it now .... see...Jimbos got his screenwipes out already Thought they were for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 oooh you've started it now .... Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in have you been on a night out with me before ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. selfish how ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. selfish how ??? At the end of the day, ultimately, who do you think ends up compromising the most times on most things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 oooh you've started it now .... Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Whilst sitting still and cracking jokes I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. selfish how ??? At the end of the day, ultimately, who do you think ends up compromising the most times on most things? depends totally on the type of relationship you have I suppose, not on a "woman" being a "woman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 It's swings and roundabouts for me like as personally I find I love a proper little madam. I've found that out about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Number 46 pisses me right off. Wor lass can't spend five minutes on her own never mind a whole day. And more to the point she doesn't understand why I would want to be by myself! Exactly man that pisses me right off, makes me feel guilty whenever I want some time by myself. My lass mind, not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I've just circulated this lot round the office.... Some of the responses I'm getting out of the females are legendary - they're positively seething and out of principle won't argue any of them simply cos of the last line! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 oooh you've started it now .... Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Whilst sitting still and cracking jokes I bet. Nah, I'm not great at jokes actually. I can only remember about 2 and I've told them to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. selfish how ??? At the end of the day, ultimately, who do you think ends up compromising the most times on most things? By definition both people have to compromise? I know what you mean though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Also, how selfish are lasses tbf? Just throwing that one in the mix. selfish how ??? At the end of the day, ultimately, who do you think ends up compromising the most times on most things? depends totally on the type of relationship you have I suppose, not on a "woman" being a "woman". I agree with that like, but I don't think it negates my point. I'm talking in generalities and I think lasses are more inclined to be selfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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