Radgina 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 She's only 5 foot 8 lol Long limbed though. Arms like a chimpanzee iirc. Gemmil in "getting the height wrong" shocker I agree with Zath, best possible option is to get her out of your life entirely. and repeat this mantra "Women are fucking insane" ad infinitum, then you'll be as happy as me god forbid...misery guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 hoof her in the growler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Just sleep with her sister, or her mam. Or both at the same time Then kick them all in the growler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micktoon 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 hoof her in the growler Choked on me coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Better to have love n lost then to have lived with the bitch for the rest of ya life! (I read that somewhere) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Better to have love n lost then to have lived with the bitch for the rest of ya life! (I read that somewhere) I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Better to have love n lost then to have lived with the bitch for the rest of ya life! (I read that somewhere) you been drinking without me again ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Better to have love n lost then to have lived with the bitch for the rest of ya life! (I read that somewhere) Or a bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Better to have love n lost then to have lived with the bitch for the rest of ya life! (I read that somewhere) Or a bastard or twat! Soz Cath (only did it because it was you) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Hold on we're not all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Hold on we're not all bad. True some or worse then others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Hold on we're not all bad. True some or worse then others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Just sleep with her sister, or her mam. Or both at the same time Then kick them all in the growler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Edited February 15, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Sound advice, I recon you will be sorted in 2 or 3 days though, not years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 (edited) smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Sound advice, I recon you will be sorted in 2 or 3 days though, not years! Maybe for some Edited February 16, 2007 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Shit thats good advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Whatever you do Nicky mate - don't obsess about it all. Best medicine you could have this weekend is to go out on the lash with the lads and get mortal, get it out your system (or at least begin to anyway), and then just get stuck into the lasses down at Tiger Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Shit thats good advice Tom you're only young, without a care in the world. Wait until you've pissed away ten years of your life on someone you care about, only for them to leave on the most whimsical of reasons - then you will see how sound the advice is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Don't you think it's about time you grew out of your nihilistic phase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Whatever you do Nicky mate - don't obsess about it all. Best medicine you could have this weekend is to go out on the lash with the lads and get mortal, get it out your system (or at least begin to anyway), and then just get stuck into the lasses down at Tiger Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 If the breakup doesn't completely fuck you up for 2 years and send you on a spiral of drink fueled depression and hatred, then it didn't really mean anything in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 smog, ignore what every bastid on here is telling you and start drink copious amounts. Wallow in your pity. Ignore your friends, alcohol is now your only true and honest friend. Suffer mate and thrive on it. Don't contact her though, remove her number from your phone so you don't message/phone her in a drunken rage. Remove her email address from your address book. Remember the world is fucked and people are fucked and love is true and if it wasn't for interfering others everything would be perfect like it was before. But most of all don't stop drinking, it's the only thing that numbs the pain. You should be right in about 2 to 3 years time. Don't you think it's about time you grew out of your nihilistic phase? alex seeing my next major birthday involves the number 0 & 4 in no particular order, I think I may never actually grow out of that stage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Turning 40 is reason enough to feel nihilistic anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Haha, Sammy is 39. That's made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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