Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 This might keep Gemmill occupied. I'll start it off: Would You Rather… have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald? find you parents having sex OR have your parents find you having sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Aye we've done these before, but they're always good for a larf. ...have sex with a lass with no arms or no legs? is an interesting conundrum. Last time I asked it, GM went fucking mental though at me objectifying the disabled. Should think themselves lucky they're even up for consideration tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I caught my mam and dad doing it when we were on holiday in Spain years ago, I was 6 and it still fucking haunts me. Never been caught doing it, although was once caught on top of a girlfriend by her mam, although we were fully clothed. Also, had she come in two minutes earlier, my hands probably weren't in a place that her mam would have approved of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald? find you parents having sex OR have your parents find you having sex? Be completely bald - got to be more attractive than a pube head. Have them find me. They'd never recognise me in the gimp mask anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18031 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Pubes, caught, both. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather had a pidgeon stuck to your face or your genitals NB. the pidgeon is alive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I'd rather be bald like, I know a lad who had curly hair as a young un and now he's losing it it looks like a bunch of pubes stuck to his head. Not a good look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18031 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I'd rather be bald like, I know a lad who had curly hair as a young un and now he's losing it it looks like a bunch of pubes stuck to his head. Not a good look like. Gives you more options tbh. Also are we talking body alopecia too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 My mate has 'Pubehead' on the back of his football shirt, a bit like John Salako: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I saw a bloke on the Metro on the way to the match on Monday who had a horrendous Bobby Charlton comb over. I mean, surely you must look in the mirror and see it's just wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather had a pidgeon stuck to your face or your genitals NB. the pidgeon is alive.... Nice one. I'd go for face, probably. But I'd have to come up with some kind of way to poke eye holes into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 My mate has 'Pubehead' on the back of his football shirt, a bit like John Salako: Legend tbh. Salako that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Who i am now. It's allmost a trick question because its impossible for a Sunderland supporting international playboy to exist without time collapsing and everyone being sucked into oblivion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. Rubbish one, tbh. And to think YOU were complaining about standards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18031 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be retired by 30, but never 100% happy or working 5 days a week til you're 65, but reasonably content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be gay or bi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Bald Parents No legs would ease access and you could have a cuddle afterwards I'd take supporting the mackems if I got multi-millionaire status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. Rubbish one, tbh. And to think YOU were complaining about standards! What's rubbish about it, foof-face. I'd probably choose being a mackem btw - I'd never get to the match anyway cos I'd be swanning about the place being loaded, so what difference would it make. The only two you've come up with have come direct from a book or an internet site anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18031 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be retired by 30, but never 100% happy or working 5 days a week til you're 65, but reasonably content. Happy, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be retired by 30, but never 100% happy or working 5 days a week til you're 65, but reasonably content. I'd go for the latter. If you're 65 and working and content then you probably enjoy your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 The balding pube look, David Gest-Tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35435 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be retired by 30, but never 100% happy or working 5 days a week til you're 65, but reasonably content. Happy, obviously. I said content dickface. I've yet to grant you happy status. And you're not necessarily miserable on retirement, just feeling slightly unfulfilled. Think again, pubehead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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