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I dunno like,

 

Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day

 

and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care

 

Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though?

 

 

too numb to care :D

 

But with no sex to worry about you could become the best guitar player ever!!!

 

Allready there :panic:

 

I beg to differ. :(

 

The sex bit man :icon_lol:

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Aye we've done these before, but they're always good for a larf.

 

...have sex with a lass with no arms or no legs?

 

is an interesting conundrum. Last time I asked it, GM went fucking mental though at me objectifying the disabled. :D Should think themselves lucky they're even up for consideration tbh.

 

http://www.moid.org/ed/amputeelove.jpg

 

Best of both worlds really.

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Aye we've done these before, but they're always good for a larf.

 

...have sex with a lass with no arms or no legs?

 

is an interesting conundrum. Last time I asked it, GM went fucking mental though at me objectifying the disabled. :D Should think themselves lucky they're even up for consideration tbh.

 

http://www.moid.org/ed/amputeelove.jpg

 

Best of both worlds really.

 

No fucking way am I clicking on that link. :panic:

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Aye we've done these before, but they're always good for a larf.

 

...have sex with a lass with no arms or no legs?

 

is an interesting conundrum. Last time I asked it, GM went fucking mental though at me objectifying the disabled. :D Should think themselves lucky they're even up for consideration tbh.

 

http://www.moid.org/ed/amputeelove.jpg

 

Best of both worlds really.

 

No fucking way am I clicking on that link. :panic:

 

Go on just click it man :(

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would you rather record a porno with Dot off Eastenders or Jason Statham

 

(I picked two fairly famous people randomly... there is no logical link between them... )

 

would you rather lick the underside of Chris Moyle's Moob or rub Jimmy Savilles undercrackers on your gums?

 

have a million quid placed into your bank account or have a secret tryst with the woman/man of your dreams which could never be revealed.

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deaf all day long.

 

Batman or Superman? With all their powers, faults, flaws and characteristics (i.e. Superman is a dick.)

 

a chav or a terminally ill paraplegic(sp?)

 

red or dead?

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deaf all day long.

 

Batman or Superman? With all their powers, faults, flaws and characteristics (i.e. Superman is a dick.)

 

a chav or a terminally ill paraplegic(sp?)

 

red or dead?

 

Superman pwns Batman so badly it's unreal.

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deaf all day long.

 

Batman or Superman? With all their powers, faults, flaws and characteristics (i.e. Superman is a dick.)

 

a chav or a terminally ill paraplegic(sp?)

 

red or dead?

 

Superman pwns Batman so badly it's unreal.

:D

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Would you rather give up your mobile phone or the internet?

 

EDIT

 

May i just add that you're not allowed to use the net via your phone or vice versa :D

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goodbye phone.

 

and Batman isnt' a dick.. gets multiple hot chica... admittedly has an annoying gay sidekick... but an awesome car.

 

Batman everyday

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Aye we've done these before, but they're always good for a larf.

 

...have sex with a lass with no arms or no legs?

 

is an interesting conundrum. Last time I asked it, GM went fucking mental though at me objectifying the disabled. :D Should think themselves lucky they're even up for consideration tbh.

 

http://www.moid.org/ed/amputeelove.jpg

 

Best of both worlds really.

Great rack but unless you're prepared to invest in a masseur's table you can kiss doggy goodbye :panic:

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and Batman isnt' a dick.. gets multiple hot chica... admittedly has an annoying gay sidekick... but an awesome car.

 

Neither Dick Grayson nor Tim Drake are gay thank you. :D As characters I think they're both infinitely more interesting than Bruce Wayne. I concede that Jason Todd was an annoying wanker though, but now he's back from the dead I find him better than I used to. And with Stephanie I think Bruce secretly wanted a piece of hot blonde 16 year old action.

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