Shearergol 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm too hungover to understand what you mean 2J. One of my mates caught his mate cleaning his bellend. Clarification please Wouldn't you notice if your mate was cleaning your knob? Sponge or mouth? Don't you wash before your mate sucks you off then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Paid for my dinner at work today and a jonny fell out of my wallet in front of the kids. That amused them. Similarlarly, I tried to pay for a drink at a VIP function in the Hallam FM with the same jonny a few weeks ago. The lass behind the bar wasnt having nay of it, sadly. Nb: The jonny has been there for about 9 months and was given to me by a large lady prison warder in the lake district. She was putting them over her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm too hungover to understand what you mean 2J. One of my mates caught his mate cleaning his bellend. Clarification please Wouldn't you notice if your mate was cleaning your knob? Sponge or mouth? Don't you wash before your mate sucks you off then? Well, he's more of a man servant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I walked into the ladies toilets once by accident. Got caught outside but luckily there was nobody inside. I didn't realise it was the laduies toilets until after I left, though I did think it was a bit strange there were no urinals there. I'm such an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me away though. Good craic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me away though. Good craic. Gotta be careful how you read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Girl 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 can think of a few from my younger days and one or too from not so long ago lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Got caught doing "stuff" with a lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more embarrased than me though. I am a bit of a minger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Got caught doing "stuff" with an unwilling lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more relieved than me though. I am a bit of a dirty minger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I walked into the ladies toilets once by accident. Got caught outside but luckily there was nobody inside. I didn't realise it was the laduies toilets until after I left, though I did think it was a bit strange there were no urinals there. I'm such an idiot. Aye, I've done that a couple of times. First time I was palatic and didn't really notice. The second time was in a bar I'd never been in before. Went in, thought "Blimey, these are plush bogs... carpets & mirrors and cubicles instead of a piss trough... Bollocks! I'm in the ladies". Came back out and my mates were pissing themselves. Luckily don't think anyone else noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I walked into the ladies toilets once by accident. Got caught outside but luckily there was nobody inside. I didn't realise it was the laduies toilets until after I left, though I did think it was a bit strange there were no urinals there. I'm such an idiot. Aye, I've done that a couple of times. First time I was palatic and didn't really notice. The second time was in a bar I'd never been in before. Went in, thought "Blimey, these are plush bogs... carpets & mirrors and cubicles instead of a piss trough... Bollocks! I'm in the ladies". Came back out and my mates were pissing themselves. Luckily don't think anyone else noticed. Spewing me guts out at a college party before in the lasses toilets like, not a pretty site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Got caught in the act on a night shift working at a hotel, was giving a staff trainer for Matalan a portion in her room and a lad she was training walked in the room. Apparently she told him to come up to her room cos she was having a few people round but this was 2am and he was running a bit late. Was thinking I was gonna get into trouble if he grassed me up but he was dead canny about it, bumped into him in the morning and he said all the lads on the course would be gutted I'd got into her and not them. At the same place I used to sneak off to a rarely used womens bogs with one of the restaurant supervisors, she was a flame haired beauty who loved it up the wrong un. So we were at the point of climax and a cleaner sticks her head round the door and shouts, "Anybody in", the red head cock-lover screamed "Yes!" and fortunately the cleaner fucked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me off though. Good craic. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me off though. Good craic. FYP Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I was caught stealing this morning or so the police think, fucking idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Explain? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=13146 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Got caught doing "stuff" with an unwilling lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more relieved than me though. I am a bit of a dirty minger. Ever been caught dogging Thompers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I was getting changed with the Radio on, opened my big wardrobe doors and started to sing along to Robbie Williams "Rock DJ". Unbeknownst to me my housemate had quietly walked into my room to borrow a shirt. He stood there for a good minute or so watching me jig like a twat before coughing politely. I jumped like a frog on a hot plate. He's only told his girlfriend about it so far. anytime he wants to win an argument or get one over on me he just does that Beegees dance until I shut up or hurriedly change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me off though. Good craic. FYP Hence my post immediately below it, but it was perhaps a bit subtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I nearly did that last night. Some lad pulled me off though. Good craic. FYP Hence my post immediately below it, but it was perhaps a bit subtle Subtle? me? nahhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Got caught doing "stuff" with an unwilling lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more relieved than me though. I am a bit of a dirty minger. Ever been caught dogging Thompers? No. However I must ask, how do you mean 'caught'? The whole concept defeats the object of getting 'caught' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Got caught doing "stuff" with an unwilling lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more relieved than me though. I am a bit of a dirty minger. Ever been caught dogging Thompers? No. However I must ask, how do you mean 'caught'? The whole concept defeats the object of getting 'caught' By the polis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 Just nearly got caught shaving my pubes I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Better than catching yourself I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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