Guest alex Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6653803.stm A German sex toy firm is to pay German football stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros each after it used their names to sell vibrators. The stars sued the firm Beate Uhse because it sold special World Cup vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" last year without their permission. The damages - £34,000 ($67,000) for each player - were awarded in Hamburg. Ballack is a Chelsea midfielder, while Kahn is the Bayern Munich goalkeeper. The footballers had originally demanded 60,000 euros each in damages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6653803.stm A German sex toy firm is to pay German football stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros each after it used their names to sell vibrators. The stars sued the firm Beate Uhse because it sold special World Cup vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" last year without their permission. The damages - £34,000 ($67,000) for each player - were awarded in Hamburg. Ballack is a Chelsea midfielder, while Kahn is the Bayern Munich goalkeeper. The footballers had originally demanded 60,000 euros each in damages. Rumours that Nokia face similar action following the production of the Nokia Jermain and the Nokia Sol have so far proved to be unfounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw's Juggernaut 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Rumours that Nokia face similar action following the production of the Nokia Jermain and the Nokia Sol have so far proved to be unfounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I hear the Obafemi M is a best seller, the Micheal O, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Shola A failed miserably as its shit in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Shola A failed miserably as its shit in the box Crap battery life too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Dyer - vibrates really fast but doesn't do much for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Ramage- ends up in the wrong hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Stephen Carr - It regularly increases in dimension, but this isn't a good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Samsung Shola has poor ariel performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Parker - Has amazing rotating function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 paul scholes has a tiny cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Matty Pattison, has a habit of breaking your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16647 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 (edited) Wonder who Bramble is gonna sue for people using "cock" Bramy Vibro "Must be supervised when in use" Edited May 14, 2007 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Bramble one works very well up until its user is about to climax, at which point it promptly explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Emre Vibrator, Caution : Reacts to certian skin colours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Michael Owen ... costs a friggin fortune then lies on the bedside cabinet for a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Given - great for clitoris stimulation but is guaranteed to stop you short in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Given - great for clitoris stimulation but is guaranteed to stop you short in the box. you calling him an irish cernt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Women were dissappointed with the Fat Sam... Despite it's appealing name, women found that after they had phoned the Equipment Specialist for advice on lubricants, contacted the Medical Specialist about proper back and leg position, consulted the Position Coach for optimum angle of penetration, and the Movement Coach for advice on speed of attack, they found they were not in the mood any more and would rather watch Coronation Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The Given - great for clitoris stimulation but is guaranteed to stop you short in the box. you calling him an irish cernt? no a keeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Due to a lack of demand the fat freddy has been withdrawn from sale. It's manufacturer, funds for hookers and gibraltar inc, after numerous market research activities found its dismal support was due to its lack of timing and negative media exposure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The Freddy Shephard - it's designed specifically for large, unnattractive Newcastle women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 The Freddy Shephard - it's designed specifically for large, unnattractive cunts. FYP (sorry cath) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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