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*voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head*

:lol:

:lol:

:blush:

:D

 

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the charvers, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

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*voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head*

:lol:

:lol:

:D

<_<

 

:blush:

 

The 'whore' reference just sounded a bit extreme.

 

She was probably giving it away rather than charging for it if that soothes your brow at all.

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*voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head*

:lol:

:lol:

<_<

:dancing:

 

:blush:

 

The 'whore' reference just sounded a bit extreme.

 

She was probably giving it away rather than charging for it if that soothes your brow at all.

no women gives it away for nothing...

 

they all want something...eventually. :D

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:blush:

 

the joy that is the revolving door of my love life :lol:

Enjoy your freedom man Dave. Watch you don't get caught wanking over porn though.

I've keen hearing, I'd catch the footfalls of a mouse if I was otherwise indisposed :lol:

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Never been caught in the act but wor lass did find me about 4 in the morning once passed out on the settee with my gear around my ankles and my 8 hour porn (should never have lent that out) still playing. Basically I had came in pissed and must have started playing snooker with string and fell asleep in the middle of the game.

 

She just told me to 'sort yourself out and get to bed', I penguined through to the scratcher and sparked out oblivious to what had just went on.

 

Denied the whole thing the next day and said it was her trying to play mind games with my already fragile mind, i had remembered some of it though.

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there's a thing though

 

if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape.

 

why?

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there's a thing though

 

if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape.

 

why?

 

 

Chuffed?

 

 

So happy to see that ya can't keep her satisfied? :lol:

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