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'Tin foil' Nigella reveals seduction secrets... stockings, suspenders and high-heels in bed

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'Tin foil' Nigella reveals seduction secrets... stockings, suspenders and high-heels in bed

 

With her womanly curves and finger-sucking antics, Nigella Lawson has been dangling the carrot for Britain's male TV audiences for years.

 

Now for the first time, and timed rather well to promote her latest cookery show, she has made some decidedly racy revelations about the carryings-on in her bedroom.

 

Speaking to a men's magazine she discussed everything from her preference for hairy-backed men and wearing just stockings, suspenders and high-heels in bed to the pros and cons of smothering chocolate on a lover.

 

Lawson, the 47-year-old wife of multi-millionaire art patron Charles Saatchi said: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy. I like hold-ups, but the problem is if you've got too much meat at the top, you get a bulge there.

 

"But I know men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them. In fact, thinking about it, I've actually worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed before."

 

However, she does not act like a dominatrix in the bedroom, confessing: "I'd be hopeless, continually asking, 'Oh dear, does that hurt? I'm so sorry'. Maybe I'm just too innocent. Seriously, I must be the only person alive who's never watched a porn movie."

 

Asked what physical attributes she likes in a man, she replied: "Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back, hairy everywhere. I don't understand why a woman would want to be with a hairless man. If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."

 

Lawson said she couldn't understand the attraction of smothering a lover in chocolate.

 

"If anyone chose chocolate over sex then I'd say they have a serious problem. I'm greedy. I think one should be allowed everything. Why should you be made to choose one over the other?

 

"I've never understood that whole dripping chocolate on someone. I can see how if you're with someone you're not particularly interested in, then using food as a prop might help. But food with sex just doesn't do it for me."

 

Lawson said Saatchi, her second husband, is happy with her curves.

 

She claimed: "I have friends whose husbands tut and complain if they've put on a bit of weight. I could never put up with that. It's got to be total adoration or it's never going to work for me.

 

"Like I say to Charles, I don't ask for much, just 100 per cent attention all of the time. That's not so unreasonable, is it?"

 

Done talking about sex with men's magazine Esquire, the chat steered rather predictably towards football.

 

She said she became a Chelsea fan as a child along with her brother Dominic.

 

"He's now completely uninterested in football and tells me I'm thuggish for still going to games. But I love the English boys in the team - they're the backbone of the side. I only have to hear John Terry and Frank Lampard talk and I swoon."

 

She added: "I get so excited about the start of a new season. It's not just the actual football. I love it when opponents embrace or give each other a little pat. Being female, I find masculinity very endearing, so I'm fascinated by the relationships between players."

 

She also had a crush on ex-Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho: "Usually it's very unattractive when men fancy themselves, but I don't think it counts when they're foreign. And although pretty men, aren't my type, he is beautiful."

 

Her passion for the game does not end there - Lawson apparently adores BBC1's Match Of The Day and even fantasies about its pundit, Alan Hansen.

 

"I love the banter that surrounds football, that's why I never miss Gary (Lineker) and Alan on Match Of The Day. This is so weird but when I had an operation on my back I started having hallucinations from the morphine they gave me. One of the voices I heard was Charles.

 

"The other was Alan Hansen talking about zonal marking. For two days I had Alan Hansen in my head.

 

"I told my friend and she just said that it shows how much I've dumbed down. Two years ago you would have heard nothing but (German dramatist Friedrich) Schiller. Now it's Alan Hansen."

 

Of her outfit for the photoshoot - for which she was covered in silver baking foil , she said: "I absolutely loved it.

 

"The foil moulds to the skin and there's not much freedom of movement, but it felt very sexy. BacoFoil owe me big time."

 

The full interview is in the November issue of Esquire, out on Thursday.

 

My kind of woman ;)

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Guest alex
wish vorderman would come out with shit like this. Vorderman over nigella. just me?

Aye, just you.

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She's aged quite well I suppose. Better than say, Gary Lineker, who is actually younger but looks (at least) 15 years older than Lawson.

I'd still do him though tbf.

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Nigella Lawson is minging like. ;)

There speaks the voice of inexperience.

Behave man, Brock's a stud don't you know, Jorman bird and all that. :unsure:

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Nigella Lawson is minging like. ;)

There speaks the voice of inexperience.

 

Yes because everyone knows you have to be 'experienced' to find someone attractive. :unsure:

Not really what I meant Brockles. As you might find out in later years, your tastes mature, and you may come to appreciate the curves of a womans body rather than the straight-up-and-down look of a waif-like girl. Which uni are you at by the way?

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Nigella Lawson is minging like. ;)

There speaks the voice of inexperience.

 

Yes because everyone knows you have to be 'experienced' to find someone attractive. :unsure:

Not really what I meant Brockles. As you might find out in later years, your tastes mature, and you may come to appreciate the curves of a womans body rather than the straight-up-and-down look of a waif-like girl. Which uni are you at by the way?

Wouldn't say my girlfriend of 10 months is waif-like. I like who I like, and I really don't see the sex appeal in Nigella Lawson at all.

 

And I'm at Nottingham Uni.

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Nigella Lawson is minging like. ;)

There speaks the voice of inexperience.

 

Yes because everyone knows you have to be 'experienced' to find someone attractive. :unsure:

Not really what I meant Brockles. As you might find out in later years, your tastes mature, and you may come to appreciate the curves of a womans body rather than the straight-up-and-down look of a waif-like girl. Which uni are you at by the way?

Wouldn't say my girlfriend of 10 months is waif-like. I like who I like, and I really don't see the sex appeal in Nigella Lawson at all.

 

And I'm at Nottingham Uni.

 

 

 

Don't drink the beer on tap from Speakeasy. It's fucking rancid.

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