Kid Dynamite 6091 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 (edited) http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2001_alan_..._loo_romp.shtml ''He'd strutted around and gave the impression he could sleep with me just because he's a footballer. But that night we talked properly and I really liked him." He then asked the pretty brunette for her phone number. "Twenty seconds later he sent me a text saying, ‘Meet me in the toilets in five minutes' and he left the room. I didn't go because I know what footballers are like. . . . . .By 8.30pm Sophie needed the loo. When she opened the door to come out, Smith was waiting for her. . . . . . . ."He pulled his shorts down and I gave him oral sex.'' The two tone face and body look must be popular in the modelling world these days! Edited January 22, 2008 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Probably not true like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 'Soccer Ace' -it's a pure fabrication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Plus i doubt he could go through the entire sexual experience without at least picking up a yellow card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 If only he could actually score on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 She didn't like him and knew he only wanted sex, so she proceeded with give him a blow job. Classy bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scy 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Bet he missed the cum shot by some distance, probably got it over the poor fucker in the other cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2001_alan_..._loo_romp.shtml ''He'd strutted around and gave the impression he could sleep with me just because he's a footballer. But that night we talked properly and I really liked him." He then asked the pretty brunette for her phone number. "Twenty seconds later he sent me a text saying, ‘Meet me in the toilets in five minutes' and he left the room. I didn't go because I know what footballers are like. . . . . .By 8.30pm Sophie needed the loo. When she opened the door to come out, Smith was waiting for her. . . . . . . ."He pulled his shorts down and I gave him oral sex.'' The two tone face and body look must be popular in the modelling world these days! and the daft bint DID give him a blow job because he's a footballer It's times like this when words just fail you completely........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5068 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Plus i doubt he could go through the entire sexual experience without at least picking up a yellow card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I think if he saw red this time, he'd surely run off instead of taking his time. Unless he likes a bit tomato ketchup on his sausage like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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