Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Found hanging from the roof apparently. Sad, but as always he made it look good. Was he bleeding? Did anyone check the ground under him for a peice of paper? Just sounds like he's got a new series to me. How could you make a (terrible) joke over such a heart rending and tragic occurrence? Because I'm not a sanctimonious cuntflap. Yup, you're clearly a hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap, with no sense of humour. Hows'at then? I've been joking about this from page 1. Well trying, no courage of conviction or comedic talent it seems. Aye, room for improvement like. Not for you though, you've perfected the sanctimonious cuntflap act. Quite a lot of room. But your hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap routine seems pretty well polished (I think you probably need to invest in a dictionary though, although that might screw up the hypocritical side a bit maybe). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Found hanging from the roof apparently. Sad, but as always he made it look good. Was he bleeding? Did anyone check the ground under him for a peice of paper? Just sounds like he's got a new series to me. How could you make a (terrible) joke over such a heart rending and tragic occurrence? Because I'm not a sanctimonious cuntflap. Yup, you're clearly a hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap, with no sense of humour. Hows'at then? I've been joking about this from page 1. Well trying, no courage of conviction or comedic talent it seems. Aye, room for improvement like. Not for you though, you've perfected the sanctimonious cuntflap act. Quite a lot of room. But your hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap routine seems pretty well polished (I think you probably need to invest in a dictionary though, although that might screw up the hypocritical side a bit maybe). WUM-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Found hanging from the roof apparently. Sad, but as always he made it look good. Was he bleeding? Did anyone check the ground under him for a peice of paper? Just sounds like he's got a new series to me. How could you make a (terrible) joke over such a heart rending and tragic occurrence? Because I'm not a sanctimonious cuntflap. Yup, you're clearly a hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap, with no sense of humour. Hows'at then? I've been joking about this from page 1. Well trying, no courage of conviction or comedic talent it seems. Aye, room for improvement like. Not for you though, you've perfected the sanctimonious cuntflap act. Quite a lot of room. But your hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap routine seems pretty well polished (I think you probably need to invest in a dictionary though, although that might screw up the hypocritical side a bit maybe). WUM-tastic. Aye, he tries. His basic lack of vocabulary lets him down though, needs a pre-season I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 "I know you are, but what am I?". Truly the last refuge of the scoundrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 "I know you are, but what am I?". Truly the last refuge of the scoundrel. First port of call and last refuge on here, my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Aye, he tries. His basic lack of vocabulary lets him down though, needs a pre-season I think. Again, WUM written all over you. See, I specified. I can bold it if it'll make the point sink in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Aye, he tries. His basic lack of vocabulary lets him down though, needs a pre-season I think. Again, WUM written all over you. See, I specified. I can bold it if it'll make the point sink in? Don't do that, you'll be strung up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 The problem with this whole thing is that I don't understand the coke and sleeping pill combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 The problem with this whole thing is that I don't understand the coke and sleeping pill combo. You need to be drunk first then it all makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 The problem with this whole thing is that I don't understand the coke and sleeping pill combo. You need to be drunk first then it all makes sense. Ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8948 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Another thread that got fopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Another thread that got fopped. You say that like you don't wait for it to happen cock in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8948 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Another thread that got fopped. You say that like you don't wait for it to happen cock in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Found hanging from the roof apparently. Sad, but as always he made it look good. Was he bleeding? Did anyone check the ground under him for a peice of paper? Just sounds like he's got a new series to me. How could you make a (terrible) joke over such a heart rending and tragic occurrence? Because I'm not a sanctimonious cuntflap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Hundreds of people have attended the funeral of TV presenter Mark Speight, who was found hanged in central London. The 42-year-old was said to have been devastated by the death of his fiancee. The funeral service was held in Wolverhampton, where Mr Speight was raised and educated. His father Oliver paid tribute to his son in the eulogy. The coffin was to be carried out of St Michael and All Angels' Church, Tettenhall, to the theme tune of SMart, the children's arts show he presented. Friends and family gathered for the service and will attend a private cremation later in the city. They were joined by several of Mr Speight's colleagues from the television industry, including Timmy Mallett and Mr Speight's co-presenter on SMart, Kirsten O'Brien. The choir from Mr Speight's old school Tettenhall College were also due to sing. Mr Speight's father said his son had always had a special talent for making people laugh and smile. He said the television presenter was a Pied Piper figure who took youngsters on a "magical mystery tour" of art. His father told the hour-long service that his family had been moved by the number of emails the BBC had received from children expressing sympathy at the death. "You leave here with the adoration of those 7,000 children that emailed the BBC and who miss you today - sleep well in eternity, you have earned your rest," he said. The vicar of St Michael and All Angels', the Reverend Margaret Mattocks, said Mr Speight's death had been "tragic", adding that no amount of tears were enough to express the pain felt by those who knew him. A suicide note was found on Mr Speight's body when it was discovered on the roof of a building next to Paddington Station on 13 April. A post-mortem examination revealed the cause of death was hanging and police said there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding his death. A full inquest will open in May. Mr Speight's 31-year-old partner Natasha Collins died at the flat they shared in St John's Wood, north-west London, in January. She had taken cocaine, sleeping tablets and alcohol and was found with 60% burns from hot water in a bath. Mr Speight was arrested on suspicion of murder and supplying Class A drugs but no charges were brought. He left his presenting job with the BBC in February. Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7370490.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17128 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Hundreds of people have attended the funeral of TV presenter Mark Speight, who was found hanged in central London. The 42-year-old was said to have been devastated by the death of his fiancee. The funeral service was held in Wolverhampton, where Mr Speight was raised and educated. His father Oliver paid tribute to his son in the eulogy. The coffin was to be carried out of St Michael and All Angels' Church, Tettenhall, to the theme tune of SMart, the children's arts show he presented. Friends and family gathered for the service and will attend a private cremation later in the city. They were joined by several of Mr Speight's colleagues from the television industry, including Timmy Mallett and Mr Speight's co-presenter on SMart, Kirsten O'Brien. The choir from Mr Speight's old school Tettenhall College were also due to sing. Mr Speight's father said his son had always had a special talent for making people laugh and smile. He said the television presenter was a Pied Piper figure who took youngsters on a "magical mystery tour" of art. His father told the hour-long service that his family had been moved by the number of emails the BBC had received from children expressing sympathy at the death. "You leave here with the adoration of those 7,000 children that emailed the BBC and who miss you today - sleep well in eternity, you have earned your rest," he said. The vicar of St Michael and All Angels', the Reverend Margaret Mattocks, said Mr Speight's death had been "tragic", adding that no amount of tears were enough to express the pain felt by those who knew him. A suicide note was found on Mr Speight's body when it was discovered on the roof of a building next to Paddington Station on 13 April. A post-mortem examination revealed the cause of death was hanging and police said there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding his death. A full inquest will open in May. Mr Speight's 31-year-old partner Natasha Collins died at the flat they shared in St John's Wood, north-west London, in January. She had taken cocaine, sleeping tablets and alcohol and was found with 60% burns from hot water in a bath. Mr Speight was arrested on suspicion of murder and supplying Class A drugs but no charges were brought. He left his presenting job with the BBC in February. Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7370490.stm RIP marra, RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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