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"this is the second time today I've got up off a warm seat with a peice of paper in my hand....."

 

You can't say that on here man, the sitters and the standers will go all jihad on each other's shitty arses!

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"this is the second time today I've got up off a warm seat with a peice of paper in my hand....."

 

You can't say that on here man, the sitters and the standers will go all jihad on each other's shitty arses!

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Death to the sitting infidels!! :icon_lol:;)

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A recent study in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that standers were 3 times more likely to develop piles and twice as likely to get fissures.

 

 

I wouldnt wipe my arse on that rag tbh.

 

You wouldnt tear the pages out, you'd just shove the big leather bound version once down the back and you'd be off without washing your hands.

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