AgentFox 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackems in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help? Edited October 21, 2008 by AgentFox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24733 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackams in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help? just remind them that they're from sunderland. that should shut them up for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackams in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help? Aye!! send them this!! clip PS. it`s Mackems... just in case Jonny2J pulls you up about your spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. How is bendy legs not a crock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. How is bendy legs not a crock? bendy legs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8157 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 There used to be a great set of stats concerning their record lowest points total in the league. Went something like, record lowest points, record lowest wins, record number of losses in a row, record lowest goals, record lowest shots etc. etc. Derby might have managed to beat some of them by now though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. aye your right, ones injured one will prob break his leg again and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D Im sure thats your wish. but the truth is! ones back from injury the other ones flying and the third might just score at the weekend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. How is bendy legs not a crock? bendy legs??? Cisse. He's spent ages out of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. aye your right, ones injured one will prob break his leg again and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D Im sure thats your wish. but the truth is! ones back from injury the other ones flying and the third might just score at the weekend... What's this? Poetry corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. How is bendy legs not a crock? bendy legs??? Cisse. He's spent ages out of the game. Gotcha!!! aye thats because he had two broken legs,Bobby Kerr had two broken legs too and played for years after,the good thing is,Cissé aint lost any of his pace,so thats a plus point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 send them a picture of Chopra£5m for a newcastle reserve Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums many a thread of me stating the same (only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland) Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them. aye your right, ones injured one will prob break his leg again and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D Im sure thats your wish. but the truth is! ones back from injury the other ones flying and the third might just score at the weekend... What's this? Poetry corner? Well Ant started it,I thought it might be nice to carry the trend on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Sent them he video of the Newcastle match where we beat them 4 - 1 and say that's gonna happen again on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Give them some soap. It will confuse them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Give them some soap. It will confuse them. Shouldnt you be doing your job?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Your acts good!! but you`ve been on to long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Just delete without looking, give them pitying looks and remain quiet until derby day. That way you don't look like a mong if we get beat and you can give them a smug-yet patronising look if we win. Trust me, playing up to their perception of us would wind them up even more than any photoshopped image ever could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Your acts good!! but you`ve been on to long. Aye I was actually having my dinner though. Prawn sandwich (oh aye ), Three bean salad and some kettle chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Your acts good!! but you`ve been on to long. Aye I was actually having my dinner though. Prawn sandwich (oh aye ), Three bean salad and some kettle chips puff!! .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Lush tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Remind them that the name they are so proud of is an insult........ Mackem, for fuck sake wish me granda had nicknamed them cunts the inbreds would of took that on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teed 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Remind them that the name they are so proud of is an insult........ Mackem, for fuck sake wish me granda had nicknamed them cunts the inbreds would of took that on board. Now now Bobby,I always had you down as one of the canny lads,by the way,learn your history it was never intended to be an insult,even though you may have been brainwashed into thinking it was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Remind them that the name they are so proud of is an insult........ Mackem, for fuck sake wish me granda had nicknamed them cunts the inbreds would of took that on board. Now now Bobby,I always had you down as one of the canny lads,by the way,learn your history it was never intended to be an insult,even though you may have been brainwashed into thinking it was... Don't me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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