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I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackems in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help?

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I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackams in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help?

 

just remind them that they're from sunderland. that should shut them up for a bit

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I live in a small town in sussex and somehow managed to join a company with 3 mackams in - with 4 days to go their emailing me with jokes and pictures. Scouring the internet I can't find any good ones to send back - can you help?

Aye!! send them this!!

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PS. it`s Mackems... B)

 

just in case Jonny2J pulls you up about your spelling.

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:boogie: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... ;)

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:boogie: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... ;)

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:razz: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:boogie: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... ;)

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:razz: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

How is bendy legs not a crock?

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

;) Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... :razz:

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:rolleyes: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

How is bendy legs not a crock?

 

:boogie: bendy legs???

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:boogie: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... ;)

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:razz: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

aye your right, ones injured

one will prob break his leg again

and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D

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There used to be a great set of stats concerning their record lowest points total in the league. Went something like, record lowest points, record lowest wins, record number of losses in a row, record lowest goals, record lowest shots etc. etc.

 

Derby might have managed to beat some of them by now though

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

;) Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... :razz:

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:rolleyes: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

aye your right, ones injured

one will prob break his leg again

and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D

Im sure thats your wish. :boogie:

but the truth is!

ones back from injury

the other ones flying

and the third might just score at the weekend... <_<

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

;) Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... :razz:

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:rolleyes: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

How is bendy legs not a crock?

 

:boogie: bendy legs???

 

 

Cisse. He's spent ages out of the game.

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:razz: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... :rolleyes:

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

<_< Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

aye your right, ones injured

one will prob break his leg again

and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D

Im sure thats your wish. :boogie:

but the truth is!

ones back from injury

the other ones flying

and the third might just score at the weekend... :angry:

What's this? Poetry corner? ;)

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

;) Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... :razz:

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:rolleyes: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

How is bendy legs not a crock?

 

:boogie: bendy legs???

 

 

Cisse. He's spent ages out of the game.

<_< Gotcha!!! aye thats because he had two broken legs,Bobby Kerr had two broken legs too

and played for years after,the good thing is,Cissé aint lost any of his pace,so thats a plus point.

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£5m for a newcastle reserve

:rolleyes: Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... <_<

 

 

you reallly pulled that joke with the wrong toon fan, search Ant and Owen on the forums B)

many a thread of me stating the same

 

(only difference being is even for £20m and 200k a week Owen still wouldn't goto sunderland)

:angry: Why would we want him? he never plays,thanks but no thanks Ant,we have our strikers and Im happy with them.

 

aye your right, ones injured

one will prob break his leg again

and the other one will end up in rehab soon enough for another stint =D

Im sure thats your wish. :boogie:

but the truth is!

ones back from injury

the other ones flying

and the third might just score at the weekend... :)

What's this? Poetry corner? :razz:

;) Well Ant started it,I thought it might be nice to carry the trend on.

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Sent them he video of the Newcastle match where we beat them 4 - 1 and say that's gonna happen again on Saturday.

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didn't ameobi even get a goal against sunderland =D

 

the most likely outcome is Diouf gets sent of for spitting on Joey, and Joey gets sent off for lamping him on his first game back

 

both are brought up before the fa etc suspended for longer

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Just delete without looking, give them pitying looks and remain quiet until derby day. That way you don't look like a mong if we get beat and you can give them a smug-yet patronising look if we win.

 

Trust me, playing up to their perception of us would wind them up even more than any photoshopped image ever could.

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Your acts good!! but you`ve been on to long. :razz:

 

Aye I was actually having my dinner though.

 

Prawn sandwich (oh aye :boogie:), Three bean salad and some kettle chips ;)

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Your acts good!! but you`ve been on to long. <_<

 

Aye I was actually having my dinner though.

 

Prawn sandwich (oh aye :boogie:), Three bean salad and some kettle chips :razz:

:rolleyes: puff!! .......... ;)

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