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Went for a root canal this morning - I took a day off because I've had four of these previously and two were awful experiences (one is why I hate Everton due to association with having it the day before the cup quarter final).

 

Anyway the dentist got stuck in to it and then said:

 

"Ah, the nerve's completely dead and has been for some time so this will be completely painless"

 

Heaven - after yesterday I was expecting the worst.

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Went for a root canal this morning - I took a day off because I've had four of these previously and two were awful experiences (one is why I hate Everton due to association with having it the day before the cup quarter final).

 

Anyway the dentist got stuck in to it and then said:

 

"Ah, the nerve's completely dead and has been for some time so this will be completely painless"

 

Heaven - after yesterday I was expecting the worst.

 

Got told the same, hurt like fuck they lying twat! :(

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So can I just put a ;) in this post and people will know what I mean or has it been too long since I made a "You have dentists in England?" joke? :(

 

They're more useful to you yanks what with all the sugary donuts you stuff down your gobs. :D

 

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So can I just put a :icon_lol: in this post and people will know what I mean or has it been too long since I made a "You have dentists in England?" joke? ;)

 

They do, but they're money-grubbing bastards. I went to the dentist about two months ago and he told me I needed a root canal. Ok, he knows what he's talking about but I was coming home when he wanted to book me in so I figured I'd get it done in Melbourne. So I go to the dentist here and he tells me there's nothing wrong with my teeth and a root canal would be completely unnecessary.

 

British dentists = pricks.

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So can I just put a :icon_lol: in this post and people will know what I mean or has it been too long since I made a "You have dentists in England?" joke? ;)

 

They do, but they're money-grubbing bastards. I went to the dentist about two months ago and he told me I needed a root canal. Ok, he knows what he's talking about but I was coming home when he wanted to book me in so I figured I'd get it done in Melbourne. So I go to the dentist here and he tells me there's nothing wrong with my teeth and a root canal would be completely unnecessary.

 

British dentists = pricks.

 

Or, to put it another way, Australian dentists are incompetent. :D I need to find a dentist though.

 

As for the original question, "this is my twin sister, would you like threesome?"

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So can I just put a :icon_lol: in this post and people will know what I mean or has it been too long since I made a "You have dentists in England?" joke? ;)

 

They do, but they're money-grubbing bastards. I went to the dentist about two months ago and he told me I needed a root canal. Ok, he knows what he's talking about but I was coming home when he wanted to book me in so I figured I'd get it done in Melbourne. So I go to the dentist here and he tells me there's nothing wrong with my teeth and a root canal would be completely unnecessary.

 

British dentists = pricks.

 

Or, to put it another way, Australian dentists are incompetent. :D I need to find a dentist though.

 

As for the original question, "this is my twin sister, would you like threesome?"

 

 

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"Take your teeth out Sissy"

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