Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 In Alan Shearer's last England match he was cautioned for diving as his team lost in Euro 2000. That summed up his final years in the white shirt: he conned people. Fans believed the act, as he chugged about looking like an England centre-forward, only slower. But he was a busted flush long before he realised he could not get away with it any longer. When he announced that he was going to work “in the media” I hoped he would interview people who were as unco-operative as he had been, but he opted for the Match of the Day sofa, and again that summed him up – taking the comfy option. Well, that was what I thought until he became manager of Newcastle two days before they played Chelsea. A more calculating man would have waited at least until that fixture was out of the way, but it is apparent that Shearer really does care about the club. He is risking his reputation to try to stave off relegation. I was wrong about him. He has done a brave and selfless thing. And when he fails to keep Newcatle out of the Championship, their fans will have a chance to show that I am wrong about all that “special club, special people” tosh. It was summed up on Match of the Day Two by the local paper’s chief sports writer, Lee Ryder, who said: “No disrespect to them (sic) places but we don’t want to be going to Plymouth, Blackpool and Barnsley.” Well, actually Plymouth is a great away trip. There’s an excellent Chinese restaurant on the Ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 All the motivation Plymouth, Blackpool and Barnsley need to get their players going if we go down. Cliché ridden shite article too btw. Oh and capslock isn't the only way on TOONTASTIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 How the fuck is Lee Ryder a journalist? 'Them places' Lock this btw Tom and stick him back in you know where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) How the f**k is Lee Ryder a journalist? 'Them places' Lock this btw Tom and stick him back in you know where Tom doesn't do that! It was me hiding because Spurs weren't doing well This is an article from the express and it *doesn't reflect my views or the views of Spurs fans in general* Edited April 8, 2009 by Danny B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Bollocks Danny. and lets not it get into it as it is not up for discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 and lets not it get into it as it is not up for discussion. As good as a confession TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Victor Hugo Tom. You know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 This is third rate wummery dressed up as a a second hand watch salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Is this daft twat still at it ffs? Does he never get bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 707 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 All the proof needed that it's time to finally put Danny out of his misery. Lock, IP ban, let the sad bastard find someone else's forums to troll 24 hours a day from his phone. He could try N-O for a start, although they wouldn't tolerate him as long as we have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Obsessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 To be fair to danny, he has just posted an article without comment. When he says he agrees, then he'll be a complete lid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 WOAH WOAH, blame Mick Dennis not me! http://www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/93840 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft cunt scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6191 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Not funny, not entertaining, not intelligent, not educational. It's ridiculous that the account has not been banned. I'm sick of the drivel. One of the mods please do what has long been overdue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft c**t scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. I happened across is all, I thought I would share. I won't bother in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft c**t scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. I happened across is all, I thought I would share. I won't bother in future. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft c**t scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. I happened across is all, I thought I would share. I won't bother in future. Result. I was angry at your age too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It was summed up on Match of the Day Two by the local paper’s chief sports writer, Lee Ryder, who said: “No disrespect to them (sic) places but we don’t want to be going to Plymouth, Blackpool and Barnsley.” Well, actually Plymouth is a great away trip. There’s an excellent Chinese restaurant on the Ho. Ryder is clearly a dipshit and all the top teams want to be relegated. Muhammad on a Mongoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft c**t scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. I happened across is all, I thought I would share. I won't bother in future. Result. I was angry at your age too. Who's this daft twat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 Danny you're the daft c**t scouring the net for anything vaguely anti-NUFC then copy/pasting it onto an NUFC forum. So, yes, I blame you. I happened across is all, I thought I would share. I won't bother in future. Result. I was angry at your age too. Who's this daft tw*t? OK, maybe not AS angry as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 you cannot ban the lad for being a twat. It's not the TT way. Is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 you cannot ban the lad for being a tw*t. It's not the TT way. Is it? You've made it this far (sorry but that was too easy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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