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Stranger: hi

You: boo

Stranger: asl?

You: none of your business

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Nosey cunt. :aye:

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Some funny ones on NO - Optimistic Nut put this up

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hiya

You: the old board wouldnt have waited this long for a response

Stranger: The old board?

You: i guess you're happy with that fat b*stard ruining the club?

Stranger: What are you talking about?

You: can you just answer the question?

Stranger: no

Stranger: can you answer mine?

You: you obviously dont appreciate the days we finished in the top 6 and qualified for europe

Stranger: How am I supposed to have any idea what your talking about?

You: knock knock

Stranger: who's there

You: anita gofrap

Stranger: anita gofrap who?

You: stop wasting ur time on here and go to the toilet quick then

You: then tell me why ur happy with mike ashley

Stranger: k I'm back

You: we're goin the way we were before the old board left.

You: dont u remember the days of gordon mckeag?

Stranger: no

You: and yet u still want mike ashley there?

Stranger: who's that?

Stranger: huhhuh??

huhhuh?

 

Stranger: I need an answer!?!?

You: cant believe u prefer this chairman to a one that made us the 5th biggest club

You: just answer my question. ive answered yours

Stranger: Ok. I seriously have no fucking idea what your talking about

You: did u even go to the games before shepherd was chairman?

Stranger: What gamez? What chairman?

You: the games. the chairman before this one.

Stranger: The chairman for what?

You: now just answer my question. do you prefer ashley or shepherd?

You: do u not appreciate what keegan did either?

Stranger: I'm not going to answer a question when I have no idea what your talking about.

You: ive answered ur questions. why cant you answer mine?

Stranger: No, your not answering my questions.

You: i am. i told you, the games. the chairman before this one.

Stranger: And I said what games? What chairman?

Stranger: I never got an answer

You: the games before we got this chairman. two answers in one. shimplesh

Stranger: Biggest waste of time... EVER.

Stranger: Bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I used it one slow day in work and after a couple of failed conversations I managed to have a nice chat with a Dutch bloke who was working in a castle. A lot of idiots/spam on it, but it does give you the chance to have a conversation with someone completely outside your normal range of friends.

 

zomegle.com has a decent collection of funny conversations. A bit funnier than the one above, mind.

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Some funny ones on NO - Optimistic Nut put this up

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hiya

You: the old board wouldnt have waited this long for a response

Stranger: The old board?

You: i guess you're happy with that fat b*stard ruining the club?

Stranger: What are you talking about?

You: can you just answer the question?

Stranger: no

Stranger: can you answer mine?

You: you obviously dont appreciate the days we finished in the top 6 and qualified for europe

Stranger: How am I supposed to have any idea what your talking about?

You: knock knock

Stranger: who's there

You: anita gofrap

Stranger: anita gofrap who?

You: stop wasting ur time on here and go to the toilet quick then

You: then tell me why ur happy with mike ashley

Stranger: k I'm back

You: we're goin the way we were before the old board left.

You: dont u remember the days of gordon mckeag?

Stranger: no

You: and yet u still want mike ashley there?

Stranger: who's that?

Stranger: huhhuh??

huhhuh?

 

Stranger: I need an answer!?!?

You: cant believe u prefer this chairman to a one that made us the 5th biggest club

You: just answer my question. ive answered yours

Stranger: Ok. I seriously have no fucking idea what your talking about

You: did u even go to the games before shepherd was chairman?

Stranger: What gamez? What chairman?

You: the games. the chairman before this one.

Stranger: The chairman for what?

You: now just answer my question. do you prefer ashley or shepherd?

You: do u not appreciate what keegan did either?

Stranger: I'm not going to answer a question when I have no idea what your talking about.

You: ive answered ur questions. why cant you answer mine?

Stranger: No, your not answering my questions.

You: i am. i told you, the games. the chairman before this one.

Stranger: And I said what games? What chairman?

Stranger: I never got an answer

You: the games before we got this chairman. two answers in one. shimplesh

Stranger: Biggest waste of time... EVER.

Stranger: Bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:aye::scratchhead::icon_lol:

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Whenever I see the thread title I sing....

 

That was a great chat

here comes another

Adam and Joe are

rockin the podcast now

 

:aye:

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Heh, yeah I find the above true too. Been reading through a few of the logged ones:

 

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'M the MAN

You: and thats when I took off the chains because she just seemed...dead...

You: Shit! Wrong convo!

You have disconnected.

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