bawan 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 COPS have seized a burger van whose owners handed out free PORN to hungry punters spending more than a fiver on takeaway grub and booze. The owners of the caravan even had the bare-faced cheek to play adult flicks on a portable TV inside to entice lads piling out of bars and clubs in the early hours. Having ordered a kebab, burger or chips they were then given a free raunchy DVD if they had shelled out more than £5. But the offer was spotted by outraged locals in the market town of Driffield, East Yorkshire, who alerted police and two men were arrested following an undercover operation. Officers also believe the van was not licensed to sell food or alcohol. The men have been bailed pending further investigations. Sgt Dave Jenkins said: "The van had been operating for about two weeks. "We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent £5 or more on beer and burgers. Undercover officers made test purchases and found this to be true before Saturday night's operation when the caravan was seized. "We won't tolerate this because a youngster could have been given the DVDs." Confiscated DVDs have been passed to East Riding Council's trading standards department. Police licensing officer PC Carolyn Grundy said: "Porn was being played on a TV inside the caravan when we arrived on Saturday night. "It is unbelievable customers were being offered porn DVDs with their beer and burgers at an outlet that did not even have the necessary licences. "The operation went well and we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed." Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...l#ixzz0r4NhwFl6 The two badges on the van say everything. Desperate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Welcome to the burger van of lurrrrrve! No surprise to me it has a pikey club badge or two on the side...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39293 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Wonder if they sold badly packed kebab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Wonder if they sold badly packed kebab? Reminds of Jade Goody, gawd rest 'er soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 The owners of the caravan even had the bare-faced cheek to play adult flicks on a portable TV inside to entice lads piling out of bars and clubs in the early hours. I've tried that too. It works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 "Here lads, look at this!.....Fucking hell man! It's two fellas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 "Here lads, look at this!.....Fucking hell man! It's two fellas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Sounds made up to me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Sounds made up to me like. Probably is but I'd like to think it's true. Imagine going to the pub to fill your prescription! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I do think that's true by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18324 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Sounds made up to me like. I've never heard of it, but it's not impossible as just about everything is technically prescribable. Also the advice to alcoholics awaiting elective detoxiifcation is to continue drinking, as abrupt withdrawal could easily kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 90 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 its true. if you're a registered alcoholic you get an allowance for your addiction. pretty stoopid if you ask me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 The mother in law swore blind a few months ago that the local alcoholics queued up somewhere and got given 4 cans a day from the government. Think she'd got her wires crossed a bit like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 They do get quite a lot of money. Fair enough if they are actually getting help and trying to give up. You get people who only care about the drink and really don't care to sort their lives out before they end prematurely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 That does not surprise me. I used to live in nearby Bridlington, and they are a right bunch of inbred pikeys. They're all on the fiddle with false disabilities, and get a beer allowance of £15 p/w if they're alcoholics. Honestly, I'd keep the burger van open, as it distracts them from their empty, pointless lives. What surprises me is that the police caught them. Those twats couldn't catch a cold. The government gives money for booze to alcoholics? It's medication. Surprised they don't get a voucher for Diamond White. Am genuinely gob-smacked. Its not medication, its fucking retarded. It's not their fault, they're victims of society, man. Glad I'm not a British taxpayer, paying for an alcoholic's first bevvy of the day Sounds made up to me like. Probably is but I'd like to think it's true. Imagine going to the pub to fill your prescription! Seriously, this is true. My dad knew someone on it. He'd have a couple of cans at home, then be first in at a pub that opened around 8 for a quick pint. Then he would be there banging on the door of Weatherspoons, where he would stay until until about 3. He'd go home for a kip for a couple of hours, then be at the pub my dad went to around 5, half 5. And he had the cheek to have a go at my dad for closing his shop at 3 o'clock one day. At least my dad fucking worked. Compare that to my brother-in-law, who apparently isn't eligable for disability benefit when his job finishes, despite being blind. And by blind, I mean not having an eyeball in his head. He should get stuck into the cans of wife beater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 then be first in at a pub that opened around 8 for a quick pint. Early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 It's Bridlington Tom, you need something to numb the pain of being there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Sounds like That Peter Kay Thing with the ice-cream man selling porn vids, Softee's Hard Stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 90 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!! I know a couple of people from Driff who would have loved this!! I'll have to ask em' if they've partaken of it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Don't they do the same in the Bawan family takeaway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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