Rayvin 8367 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Â That's, surprisingly, actually pretty good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Surprisingly good for MF, you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Surprising because there's no tits in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Q: @I ♥ Daddys Cock and his sister/mother went for a walk in the woods one day, but a plane flying overhead sent them into a panic at the "iron bird", and they scattered. Eventually realising they were separated, and lost, he knew he'd have to track her down before nightfall otherwise the local werewolves might get infected. With no compass, map, or fucking clue, how did he find her?  A: Attractive, very attractive.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 It's funny because the lawyer tried to claim there's no legal difference between slowing down and stopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Kanye realises Makom has entered the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 There's two tampons at the bar, which one do you chat up? Neither they're both stuck up cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 There's two tampons at the bar, which one do you chat up? Neither they're both stuck up cunts. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 What did the magician say to the fisherman?  Pick a cod any cod  It's been a while I'm rusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 What did the magician say to the fisherman?  Pick a cod any cod  It's been a while I'm rusty  Welcome back Berb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 been away fighting ISAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 been away fighting ISAS. I was thinking about you the other day. You used to go to Tunisia on your hols didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 4 - 5 times a year been to that resort / hotel. Really shocking why cant people just let others get on with their lives?  Im filling up knowing someone was thinking of me. Tried NO yesterday and Im still fucking banned, I did nowt it was Stevie.  Anyhoo I have still been looking in on herebut do not post due to I do not have a computer.  I'm amazed you saw these I thought the were in my head  Smeeeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'm amazed you saw these I thought the were in my head  Maybe they are................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I was talking to a yank in the pub the other day. I said where's your Mrs from? He said Alaska. I said I'll ask her meself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4698 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just heard on the news that a man has been shot dead with a starter pistol. Police think it may be race related... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just heard on the news that a man has been shot dead with a starter pistol. Police think it may be race related... WHAT IS THIS SHIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Oh lighten up, grandad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Younger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 10 months, shithead! Â Not that anyone would guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 How do you think the unthinkable ? Â Â With an itheberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just heard on the news that a man has been shot dead with a starter pistol. Police think it may be race related... I'll be chuckling all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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