TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 "Some of their fans might realise now that he was actually a good manager for Newcastle and, subsequently, I think he will get a good reception." Good old Lawro, telling it how it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Birds of a feather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 what a fucking muppet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 The King took a royal beating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Aye, that's the end of that sorry chapter as far as I'm concerned. I think squeezing out a 1-0 win through a moment of brilliance, as he so often does, is even more fitting than banging 5 past him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 He's now quick to mention the regime he was working under, but when he was here it was anyone but the regime's fault or his own fault. They were exempt from blame, but the fans weren't. It was his personality that cost him here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I can't wait to hear the outcome of the Scottish independence referendum. Ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ex-newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-11552513 He talks some utter shit like. Can't wait for his stock to fall this next season when he takes Palace to the brink of relegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Nice of him to turn down the job that hasn't been offered to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4698 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You can't not hire me. I quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted July 2, 2016 Author Share Posted July 2, 2016 I can't quite believe the names being bandied about Southgate - Sacked by his last club team 7 years ago Allardyce - Finished 17th last season Pardew - Just missed relegation 4 out of the last 5 seasons iirc Hoddle - Last worked in the championship at Wolves 10 years ago!!! Redknapp - Destroyed QPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Chris Houghton for England! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Hoddle is only getting a mention because most of his pals are pundits on sky and BBC and because the list is absolutely turboshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Chris Houghton for England! I know Chris from Houghton he was in my squadron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 The fact that he won 2 league games in 26 probably has something to do with him not getting the job, the clueless fucking chancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Pardew eager for Palace to adopt tiki-taka style http://www.cityam.com/247430/alan-pardew-eager-crystal-palace-adopt-tiki-taka-style-new What a divvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7485 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Pardew eager for Palace to adopt tiki-taka style http://www.cityam.com/247430/alan-pardew-eager-crystal-palace-adopt-tiki-taka-style-new What a divvy. To be fair to the massive bellend, that's nothing like what he actually said; “I want the side to retain the ball, to play a brand of football we couldn’t really do last season due to injuries and the squad’s strength,” Not that he is capable of coaching a team to do that anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 To be fair to the massive bellend, that's nothing like what he actually said; “I want the side to retain the ball, to play a brand of football we couldn’t really do last season due to injuries and the squad’s strength,” Not that he is capable of coaching a team to do that anyway. He honestly believes the only reason they weren't passing the ball in neat triangles on the deck is because of injuries and the player and science, doesn't he? We had a team capable of playing possession football and yet, when we finished 5th thanks to an unbelieveable streak of fitness we played direct & counter attack football. We had Colo, Santon, Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Jonas, who all played 20+ games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I was happy with his playing style then tbf - no issue with playing on the counter if it works, and it really did that year - I recall us beating Swansea 2-0 with something like 35% possession. I think he just blundered onto it though, based on what followed. He's really rigid tactically, and I think is lead by the team more than he trains them. If he has players who keep possession, I expect he'd play a 'passing game'. But that wouldn't be down to him, they'd just be doing it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Aye that's a fair point and if the players did keep possession and win, he'd take credit for that as well. Then have a dance. And then fuck a player's wife. Allegedly. Fucking hell, I hate 'Pards'. He could lead England to their 1st proper trophy since 66 and I'd still think him a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) With you on that. Edited August 12, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I was happy with his playing style then tbf - no issue with playing on the counter if it works, and it really did that year - I recall us beating Swansea 2-0 with something like 35% possession. I think he just blundered onto it though, based on what followed. He's really rigid tactically, and I think is lead by the team more than he trains them. If he has players who keep possession, I expect he'd play a 'passing game'. But that wouldn't be down to him, they'd just be doing it anyway. And even then Ba's and then Cisse's purple patches were probably the main reason it worked as well as it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 That Swansea game He came out and declared it a tactical masterclass afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 To be fair to him, in that Swansea game, we had about 4% of the ball and actually had the best two chances They were all fart and no shite and we kept them at bay well. Every single other time we went down there with him, on the other hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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