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Howay

They were both bad Betty's from Murray and Reid was it?

Aye I think Flo was a Reid buy, not sure who Gordon was but it was under Murray for sure. By class I meant they were fucking class for us to watch, not that the assortment of shite they have now is much better :lol: .

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Leazes end, 0-3 against Notts fucking County and Warnock I think. First ever FA cup penalty shoot out in there v Bournemouth the start of a tradition of losing them most times.

0-2 against Notts County, I thought Draper was class. 3-0 doon there it was. Unbelievable what NOTTS COUNTY did to us, mind they went up I think.

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Howmanheyman

I knew they did us by three down there, aye you're right about the score. I blame the drink.

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toonotl

NUFC might have some major problems but at least we don't have any fucking minor problems.

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Monkeys Fist

Essemmbee finally emerges from his jizzathon, a husk of a man, but with his rapier wit intact.

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toonotl

:lol:

 

The last 12 hours has been a blue pop induced haze of debauchery I bet.

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Monkeys Fist

:lol:

He'll have false-tanned his cock with Cheezy Wotsit dust.

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Essemmbee finally emerges from his jizzathon, a husk of a man, but with his rapier wit intact.

:lol:

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trophyshy

:lol:

He'll have false-tanned his cock with Cheezy Wotsit dust.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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Monkeys Fist

I prefer Twiglets- gives a deeper tan and makes Mrs. F. pull her lemon face.

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trophyshy

I prefer Twiglets- gives a deeper tan and makes Mrs. F. pull her lemon face.

Added bonus being they are like Ben Wa balls for the meatus.

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StoneColdStephenIreland

Some Mackem on my FB friends list has commented on one of them 'banter pages' statuses between Newcastle and Sunderland fans and it's a Mackem trying to liken Dyer pissing in a street about 10 year ago to Johnson being done for underage sex ffs :lol: saying to look at our club and not Sunderland.

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Monkeys Fist

Added bonus being they are like Ben Wa balls for the meatus.

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Gemmill

Get in the car before and Ringo Starr comes on singing You're Sixteen, and I was struck by a) what a fucking creepy song it is (You come on like a dream, peaches and cream, lips like strawberry wine - she's 16 ffs and you're a grown man) and B) how it could be put to good, if dastardly, use at the next derby.

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Rayvin

Anyone noticed that Whelan resigned today? He put his 23 year old grandson in charge of the club :lol:

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