Dafydd 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) Dont why no one has already started this thread. Anyone any tips? I've got one from a good source "Big fella thanks" has been trained to win this race. Edited March 28, 2011 by onepunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neville Neville Neville 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Hello guys two-hundred and ninety-second time poster long time viewer. I had to post because some wanker made this shit thread up. Why is thread shit you may ask? 1. Not many people in England give a flying fuck about horse racing 2. Not many people play the sport, hence were shit and small islands like Ireland and Japan are better than us 3. I could out jockey any of the England team but I cant be arsed I've got other things to worry about 4. Never seen a public horse-racing ground in England except for one with cider bottles and drug neddles laying about 5. What fucking schools play horse-racing? 6. Liam Treadwell had bad teeth (saw it on BBC after he won the 2009 Grand National) So could the fucking mods delete this thread. Its a fucking football forum not a horse-racing forum for fuck sake NB: the above may not necessarily be my views but may be a parody of someone else's shit post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 When is the Grand National? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafydd 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) 1. Not many people in England give a flying fuck about horse racing Tell that to the people in the 1000s of bookmakers across the country you piece of shit 2. . Not many people play the sport, hence were shit and small islands like Ireland and Japan are better than us Cant count Japan and Ireland in the same league as Sri Lanka they developed countires for fuck sake. 3. I could out jockey any of the England team but I cant be arsed I've got other things to worry about You may be into pumping peoples arses but shut the fuck up I dont want to know. 4. Never seen a public horse-racing ground in England except for one with cider bottles and drug neddles laying about Aintree in my back garden ffs 5. What fucking schools play horse-racing? Health and safety ffs 6. Liam Treadwell had bad teeth (saw it on BBC after he won the 2009 Grand National) After he won he had enough cash to see the densist NOW STOP FUCKING ME THREAD UP AND SOMEONE GIVE US SOME TIPS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When is the Grand National? 8th April Edited March 28, 2011 by onepunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafydd 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) Cant count Japan and Ireland in the same league as Sri Lanka they developed countires for fuck sake What a fucking cunt by the way. I can tell your a horse racing fan because you watched the Dubai world cup you piece of shit. Japan come 1st and 2nd. All I commented on was cricket a sport no one gives a fuck about. You commented on horse racing a sport you love you thick piece of dirt. Edited March 28, 2011 by onepunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Ban please for everyones sanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 13th post in calling someone a cunt, a piece of shit and a thick piece of dirt. World renowned for friendliness and warmth, the cheery, comedic people of Merseyside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Is onepunch tanned dave's new id? I'm going to the National this year (on a stag weekend), so I'm looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Is onepunch tanned dave's new id? I'm going to the National this year (on a stag weekend), so I'm looking forward to it. Spelling's slightly better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Going on the friday Ballabriggs will win the national Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) When is the Grand National? It's traditionally the first Sat in April, which should make it this weekend. However, I've heard virtually nowt about it on the radio or tv, so it could be the weekend after for some reason? Edit: There's no 'virtually' about it, I've heard absolutely zip about it. Edited March 28, 2011 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Sat 9th April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neville Neville Neville 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Cant count Japan and Ireland in the same league as Sri Lanka they developed countires for fuck sake What a fucking cunt by the way. I can tell your a horse racing fan because you watched the Dubai world cup you piece of shit. Japan come 1st and 2nd. All I commented on was cricket a sport no one gives a fuck about. You commented on horse racing a sport you love you thick piece of dirt. http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&...fd3bc16a86a49f1 also, I like the style of diminishing insults - fucking cunt -> piece of shit -> thick piece of dirt.... ? -> large piece of grass -> slightly disappointing flower -> car Its like one of those rom-com spree of insults that ends in a passionate embrace. I better saddle (geddit) up, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Saddle up for a roll in the ey ey ey ey ey calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 http://www.oddschecker.com/grand-national-betting-odds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2247 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 also, I like the style of diminishing insults - fucking cunt -> piece of shit -> thick piece of dirt.... ? -> large piece of grass -> slightly disappointing flower -> car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 where DO we get them?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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